Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 354

The retail holiday calendar is why this thread exists for me

 

I’m on the pooper in a public restroom and the automatic lights turn off and I have to wipe with a flashlight.

 

Gotta stand up and do the dance of shame

 

Forgetting something at the grocery store and then having to make a second trip

 

Someone in my apartment building gets hello fresh or something like that weekly and never gets it when it’s delivered so it sits there and stinks up the entire lobby.

 

Huh, never thought to use a flashlight to wipe with. Seems dangerous and cumbersome but what do I truly know.

 

That’s why I don’t order those meals because what if I’m not home. And i feel weird delivering it to my work

 

When my gps all the sudden tells to go a different direction. How about no. Making me question if I’m actually driving the right way and didn’t miss my exit. Especially if it’s my first time driving at night to where I’m going

 

I had it for a bit when I got the discounted price and luckily I work from home so I’d just schedule the delivery for a time I’d be working. They’re nice but not worth it for full price.

 

The way McDonald’s charges $3 for a fucking hash brown. It’s highway robbery

 

When you download a show/movie before traveling and then when you go to play you find out there was an error with the download so you can’t watch it like you were planning to.

 

In a “class” for “work” that is absolutely 100% a propaganda piece. There is nothing being taught, this is just 5 people repeatedly telling us how great our company is. At least this is is virtual and not in person.

 

When bands play their big closer but then play a random cover after it.

 

When someone refers to a band as just their front person.

I saw Foo Fighters lastnight, and I heard someone next to me say, "I wonder what he's going to play first." I wanted to turn to them and be like "You realize Chris, Pat, Nate, Rami, and Josh fucking Freeze are also part of this band, right?!"

 

phantom notifications

 

I've had a headache for 3 days and it won't go away no matter what I do!

 

So perplexing/annoying when something odd or vague is used as a comparison to something else. This article title is a great example.

What would make you list the Eiffel Tower as a comparison for how much something weighs? Saying X weighs as much as the Eiffel Tower does nothing to help me understand. While I don’t know exactly how tall the tower is, if that was used as a reference to how much plastic is thrown away every year or whatever at least I can make a bit more sense of that and how large that number is. But the Eiffel Tower and its weight??? Who thinks of that?

 

When a t shirt is just a little too short

 

that’s such a good one

 

I have to take a giant shit and my interview is in 20 minutes.

 

you got this shit

 

I see what you did there.

 

Try not to lose your shit

 

My fiancé and I are fostering a tiny tiny chihuahua that has a broken pelvis, and she’s been posting about the pup’s progress in a popular dog Facebook group. The posts have gotten like 20k likes and comments.

I don’t like that so many people have seen the carpet in my house

 

brb gonna go like those posts and look at Josh’s carpet