Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 353

just fuck me up fam

 

They sent out notices saying they were doing fire sprinkler inspections yesterday. They came today while I was in the middle of dyeing my hair

 

can relate they were doing some excavation work right outside my window a couple weeks ago and they knocked on my door to ask about someones car needing to be moved while i was sitting on the throne

and ofc they finished it off w a pennsylvania classic bumpy coal patch so every time a truck passes by now i hear a loud bang.

 

I just stopped cutting my hair. Hate getting haircuts

 

I did my best

 

dude who cut my hair when i was in high school faked his own death and fucked off to who knows where apparently. i basically just buzz my head every once in a while. my hair is too thick and unruly to do anything stylish anyway and i always feel really judged in barbershops tbh

 

Damn you really put the fear in him, he must have really thought you were coming for revenge on the bad cut. We can only hope one day you'll cross paths again to settle the score

 

My dad uses dog clippers to cut his hair. When he cuts the dogs hair he then clips his hair. Idek

 

if he doesn't sanitize it first he definitely is getting like scabies

 

I'm very lucky I live with a hair stylist haha can't remember the last time I went to a salon

 

When people spell “no one”, like “noone”

 

Someone moved in behind me. They have this annoying ass barking dog. So much for silence. Like why do I always get shitty neighbors

 

I have to take off my glasses when I eat corn on the cob because it squirts everywhere and I get it all over my face.

 

Bro you live at the salon

 

Almost officially been 3 years since my last haircut.

when I do/did get haircuts I get it cut by my cousin who does hair professionally. It’s nice to have a family member do it so you don’t need any awkward conversation or worry about getting someone who does a shit job, however she works at a very fancy place so it’s expensive as shit. It’s like $30 for a men’s haircut, no matter how little they cut lol. And that was 3 years ago. God knows what inflation has raised it to now!

 

My hair grows fast, but I cut it rarely because I like having a little shag (call me Austin Powers, baby). My wife usually cuts it now, unless I get a Sports Clips coupon in which I'll let them use the massage gun and hot towel treatment one exchange for a bad haircut.

My thick, curly hair is literally a rubix cube that only like two hairdressers have ever solved so I just stopped caring once the pandemic on hit.

 

My mom randomly starting calling me her "middlin" on photo captions on social media a few years ago. For middle child. She's never called me that irl. I have no idea where it came from. She'll just be like "out to dinner with my middlin." It's harmless and shouldn't annoy me lol but I am a petty middlin I guess

 

Target usually sends me a “guest survey”, but I never received one for a recent visit and I wanted to do it this time because the cashier lady was rude to me. For no reason. They hire people who are rude and whatnot BUT I GOT REJECTED FROM 3 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS AS A YOUNGSTER WANTING TO WORK THERE

 

My glasses that I wore way past the prescription being due broke. Now I have to wear the one pair of 2 year expired contacts I still had in my medicine cabinet until I'm able to get an eye doctor appointment to get a new prescription so I can get new glasses.

 

That reminds me that I'm painfully overdue for an eye appointment. I've definitely developed an astigmatism because headlights just look like big, distracting streaks of light at night

 

Worst part about contacts is if you want to lay down and close your eyes or take a nap it's a whole thing.

 

My job is decorated for Halloween already. It’s 3 entire months away!

 

That's not annoying, that rocks

 

Yeah we already have a Spirit Halloween that popped up the road

 

Hated setting up Halloween merch in Lowe’s when it was like August - and then Christmas in middle to late September