Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 329

I also weirdly like them haha

 

The constant ant infestations I can't seem to get rid of in my house.

 

Pest control visit is already scheduled for later this week.

 

I haven't even been to that many weddings in my life but like literally all the ones I've been to have been on days there is a good concert.

 

2 days commuting from the new house and 2 days being stuck at the same railroad crossing

 

Feel your pain. We’re moving away from a place that is literally a block away from a busy crossing

 

I stopped at train at 6:36 this morning and got to my desk at 7:20. It’s 2 miles from my office.

 

Would it be possible to jump the train?

 

No because Josh doesn’t watch the fast and the furious movies so he doesn’t know how to

 

Getting buried in junk emails from one company endlessly and being pretty damn sure you’ve hit unsubscribe a million times but the company just chuckles and says, “that’s cute” and continues to send shit

 

?

 

Agreed. I bought a fancy lantern for the last huge storm we had, filled the tub so we'd have water to flush the toilets, charged all of our batteries and electronics, and our power never even flickered. I was disappointed lol.

 

having a somewhat swollen lymph node

 

not in this thing

 

A confident man could @JoshIsMediocre

 

a confident man is not staring back at me in the bathroom mirror, aaron

 

Starting a hipster indie band this afternoon and now I can check the band name to do item off the list, thanks!

 

The gnats are slowly coming back

 

we’ve had them terrorizing us in Florida for a bit now

the worst

 

pigeons.

for the last two years, they've taken over our balcony and have been shitting everywhere and laying eggs. but i'm taking back ownership now! i have bird spikes on the railings and a fake owl outside that i move around every day or two. and guess what. these sky rats keep coming onto the balcony! so fucking annoying.

 

I parallel parked in a very narrow spot successfully and felt triumphant until I walked from my spot to my destination and saw a closer spot that wouldn't have required stressful parallel parking. Still proud I did it but my triumph like immediately turned to annoyance when I saw that spot taunting me.

 

honestly i like pigeons. i dunno i just like birds in general i guess. youve got to go eat outside somewhere in the city and watch them swarm someones food. theyre objectively funny animals

 

Don’t underestimate those birds. They’re tiny little dinosaurs waiting to fuck you up