Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 313

prove it, I’ve never seen it happen

 

The Fast And The Furious 1-3

 

that’s not nascar Orla!!

 

It’s not?? Sorry, I was on my phone most of the time when I watched them

Really loved Vin Diesel in the second one, though

 

I’m side-eyeing you through my phone right now.

 

The people that I work with that try and find any excuse to not pay our offshore team that already make shit pay.

 

People that call me boss, bud, or buddy.

 

People that try to include me in a conversation I wasn’t part of in order to land a punch e.g. isn’t that right? someone says to me as I walk by on my way to the office bathroom and then I have to either play along and say “sure!” when I’d rather say nothing at all or awkwardly be like “huh?” which is more often the case because if I’m not part of your joke or conversation odds are I’m not fucking listening to you in the first place I just want to have a pee.

 

Always say “nope”

 

"big guy" is the absolute worst, especially if you have body issues

 

Got a splinter

 

People that just say “hello” on Teams and wait for a response

(and I know people agree)

 

Just leave them on seen lol

 

I have my read receipts turned off and I make a point of waiting until they finally tell me what they need and then I respond immediately.

 

I hate buddy, I'm not a golden retriever who plays basketball

 

People at work who have to narrate everything they're doing while they do it. Just shut the fuck up, you don't have to constantly be talking and disrupting everyone around you. Like you really have to ask someone if they sent you something instead of just looking if they sent you something?

 

Boss is the worst, feels so disingenuous and it’s almost always someone trying to sell me something/using it as a slight

 

More than just a tiny thing that annoys me but military advertisements

 

The number of dudes at work that don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

 

When people use solve as a noun, just say solution.

Related: all business jargon/word salad

 

That large scented candles can cost like $30.

 

When plastic wrap (which is bad enough to begin with) folds over on itself just enough that it won’t cover the dish.

 

Lol I'm guilty of calling people boss sometimes, definitely something I picked it up from my dad. Mostly just say dude or bro but it mixes in occasionally and I mean it in the same way

 

when anyone still refers to this website as absolutepunk

it has been years and it's usually used in a disparaging way

dumb as hell