Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 31

Or when the window is open and the water comes in the car

I find this so funny! I'll wave people around me. Sometimes I'm just not in a rush

Also funny when they're like 10 cars back. Like chill out, it's going to be a few seconds

 

How quickly time seems to pass when you're sleeping. I would love to actually feel the 4 hours passing.
Waking up a few minutes before your alarm
"Alarm set for [too small a number]"

 

People who mow their lawn at 7:30am right outside my window

 

when you accidentally hit the airplane mode button on your computer

 

More like “tiny things that terrify you “ but finding a spider in your car

 

I read car as ear at first

glad it's not in your ear

 

One of my worst nightmares

 

Were you driving at the time?

 

Of course I was haha the number of times I’ve almost gotten into an accident because of spiders

 

That one guitar string that never stays in tune

 

Being put on speaker phone, people who have their personal electronics volume too loud, hearing sound from two things at once... like if i am watching a movie and someone else puts on a song or watches a video on their phone.

 

Sunscreen sweat in your eye. I defected to outside today, sorry.

 

Generic pet names (sweetie, sweetheart, honey, darling, etc.)

Bonus points if being used ironically to condescend within an argument or to concern troll

 

My sister's who's a vet student says nothing makes her roll her eyes more than all the black and white cats she meets called Oreo. People actually think they're being original lol

 

It’s always that unwrapped G string

I know what I said, and I meant it damnit

 

My grandparents had a tortoiseshell cat they named Torti...
I've also had a cat with an unoriginal name, but it was a stray and my neighbors started calling it that first.

 

One of my neighbours in his 30s who has no kids has a cat called Fluffy

 

Is it me

 

hahahahhahaha
The stray hung around with 2 others, a fluffy one and a striped one, respectively referred to as Fluffy and Stripey

 

I've heard worse

 

who's that dude and why do I care?

 

I don't know his name but schitts creek

 

I got that part

but yeah, I've met cats named Cat and Kitty and Mittens and every other bad name you can imagine

 

Tbh I once had a tortoise named Tortie but I was also like 9 hahah. I blame Pokemon because they were naming their shit like Caterpie and Pidgey