Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 309

Divorce Court

 

I'm so sorry to hear that

 

She’s already taken what I love most

 

We got like 15 new accounts at work so I have to work 7-5 instead of 8-5 until they hire more people. 8-5 is already too many hours! I don’t want to work even more!

 

Omg yes. Being single is so tough, for me at least. I have no help with dishes, cooking, cleaning, laundry etc. it’s also very lonely. No one to talk to

 

Taking my car in for an oil change and this elderly lady got mad that they won’t start before they’re actually open

 

How vitamins are so unregulated that if you need some it's completely overwhelming because there are ten different strengths and brands

 

It’s one of those days where nothing seems to be working right at work. It’s not really a mystery as to why things aren’t working, but it’s still difficult to stay chill while every task of the day is a struggle. I need the weekend already

 

My wife and I have been binging Scooby-Doo series, older and modern. We still haven’t encountered any dogs besides Scooby and his family that can talk. Why?! Why can they talk and other dogs can’t? This is killing me.

 

You’ve seen teenage mutant ninja turtles right? Maybe there was a puppy mill near a nuclear power plant

 

Scooby can’t actually talk, Shaggy is just so high he can understand him.

 

That’s my head cannon now

 

I’ve sneezed like 30 times in the last 2 hours. I’ve taken a Zyrtec and a Benadryl. Still wanna die.

 

I’m sneezing so hard I’m seeing stars oh my god lol

 

Sneezing so hard that you get a cramp in your gooch

 

Iykyk

 

Luckily, idk

 

For what it's worth, my doctor always swore by an app/website called Wellevate for supplements. She doesn't trust store bought ones. There are also quite a lot of options on there but she said she felt comfortable with me going with any brand on there

 

not being able to wake up and having to do this every morning

 

I have taken 2 more Benadryl and I am off to see the hat man

 

thanks

 

Ironically enough I was going to post this before seeing @iCarly Rae Jepsen post about vitamins and this is quite fitting to that post - that One a Day vitamins legitimately say to take TWO a day (at least for the few kinds that I’ve tried in the past).

Kind of like dollar stores now being $1.25 or $1.50 for each item - at some point you should just change the fucking name!

 

Hahaha yess I do the same exact thing

 

Also known as the chode, ABC, and perineum. Read a book

 

Ugh since starting on sleep meds this will have to be me. Im still playing around with what time I take them. I'm now falling asleep faster and more restful but can't wake up to save my life. I have court first thing tomorrow morning so it's gonna have to be a dozen alarms. I don't feel heavy or groggy like I did on my last sleep meds. Just still sleepy even tho I get a decent amount