Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 304

I got food from a place like this a few weeks ago and drove to a park nearby and ate at a bench and people gave me the craziest looks like I was some weirdo.

 

What are park benches even for anymore? Sit and eat, weirdo. Read a book, weirdo. Watch your kids play at the park, weirdo. Sleep on it, weirdo. People around here treat them like they’re a decoration or something

 

I can't find my debit card and I know as soon as I order a replacement card and update all my automatic payment accounts with the new card number I'll find the old one

Tho I did laugh cause I searched all my jacket pockets looking for it and all my pockets had half eaten protein bars still in the wrapper and various shades of tinted chapsticks

 

thanks, Biden

 

Now the weirdo above me just keeps turning the water on and off. What the fuck is he doing? It’s been like 20 minutes.

 

something to be destroyed so unhoused people aren't allowed to sleep obviously

 

We’re in a stupid tornado watch here in Oklahoma

 

glad it's not a smart tornado that would be scarier

 

Those are called twisters

 

be safe Joshua

 

Seems to be good now we just had to hunker down in the bathroom for about 10 minutes

 

When I get busy/lazy and can’t keep up with threads and then wonder if I should continue to play catch up by reading each post or if I should just skip to the last page to be caught up but then, depending on the thread, have no idea what’s going on

 

It feels like I do that after work every day.

 

You’re telling me, it’s not great having a tummy ache while you’re in the bathroom with your fiancé and pets sheltering from a tornado

 

Might as well be the first to give it go

 

Beer can sizes at concerts and sports. I swear this only changed in the last year or so, but I feel like it’s rare to go to a game or show now and have canned beer on offer that’s not 24oz.

I don’t want two beers in one. They always get warm and gross at the end. Just give me a 12 or even 16oz can!

 

I get that but I love a 24 oz can. Less trips to get beers.

 

And less overpriced cans to buy too, think about it man…

 

Cannot wait until I just get the keys and this whole house buying process is over!! The sellers just keep screwing me over again and again. They finally agreed to sign the papers but only if I gave them a week after closing to move their stuff bc they STILL have not moved it. I agreed bc I just want the damn house already. So we had to get an extension on the loan and thankfully my lender gave me until March 1st to close free of charge. But since the sellers want as long as possible to move their shit, they waited until the last possible day for them to sign the papers. So now I am stressed the fuck out bc that gives me today and tomorrow to get everything done bc everything needs to be signed before the 1st. I work 8-5 and everything is open 8-5 so I have 2 lunch breaks to get everything done. Seriously hate the sellers so much. SO MUCH!! The house has been empty since APRIL!! Just move the 4 fucking items already!!!

 

Getting new neighbors after your complex has been gentrified. I miss my old shady ass neighbors.

You know why I prefer to live next to someone doing dirt? 1) if you don't snitch on them they won't snitch on you 2) if you come correct and respectable they will reciprocate 3) They can soak up all the negative attention from the landlord and other neighbors so none of it gets on you. You're not gonna get any of that from two faced snitching stuck up yuppy ass white people.

 

Microsoft Authenticator app is failing to produce the sign-in request or verification code I need to access Teams, my work email, our VPN, etc. and I'm supposed to work from home this week. Currently waiting to hear back from ITS. I'm being dramatic, but if I have to use a personal day today or go back to the office tomorrow, I will return to the sea from where I whence came

 

We just switched our whole company to Microsoft for MFA within the last couple weeks, it’s been interesting. Makes me happy I don’t take calls

 

Cable companies and ISPs sending you offers disguised as important documents to trick you into opening them. Biden should make that illegal.

 

I get that it's more economical if you're going to have multiple, but sometimes I just don't want or need more than one beer. In that case, I pay more than I would have for just one or just don't get anything.