not having my bff with me to laugh with me rn irl Edit: I realize this looks like they might have died, they're alive lol. I just miss hanging with her
When you cross your legs for a while then stand up and have a weird smooth red spot on the front of one knee and the back of the other
When the sides of a record aren’t marked and you guess wrong or when you put on a 45rpm record thinking it’s 33rpm. Both of these didn’t just happen to me or anything
When you turn on the wiper fluid in your car while you’re driving and the water trails off onto the driver’s side window and leaves a big streak
When you turn your car off but forget to turn off your wipers and then ten hours later when you start your car and your windshield is dry af and your wipers scrape and screech across and you dribble piss out yourself
I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this before, but on the subject of sweating, when I worked at the summer camp I would sweat so heavily and constantly that people would often ask if I had just been to the pool or taken a shower. That was certainly fun and didn’t make me self conscious at all.
The pointy chip that stabs you in the mouth Biting your lip. You know in 1 minute you'll be biting it again
People who take up nearly EVERY washer in a communal laundry facility. Pretty sure this lady took up every washer and glad I got there when I did. There were 3 large laundry baskets of clothes and she was there with her kids, and when i went to transfer my clothes all the washers were used up and other people came to try and do their laundry but couldn’t. So also means I have to wait to do another load. There are signs that say to be courteous and not use more than 2? I think.
People who don't realize the dotted line means you can pass. I was stuck behind a construction truck going under the speed limit. There were too many cars between us for me to pass the truck, but if the cars directly behind it would've just passed it then I would've moved up on the queue and could've eventually passed it as well. Instead we got this long line of cars who all got defensive and wouldn't let anyone pass but wouldn't pass themselves. And I was driving for work and was already an hour late getting off work so I was livid!!
I think I could single-handedly get this thread to 1000 with driving complaints. I even have a driving face:
Literally opened this thread to post one lol when the light turns green like, the second you’ve just come to a full stop and you have to start accelerating again immediately
Pt 1: When someone hesitates too long but still decides to go for it When they can easily wait 2 seconds, because there is no one behind you, but they pull out in front of you anyway and then just die Obvs not using a lane signal People driving the school speed limit after 6pm, or right now at all...there's no school until September. No turn on red Red light cameras (sudden stops in snow/slush are SO fun) When people make a right on red and then bang a quick u-turn to basically make a left on red. Um what? Seeing people just actually turn left on red The amount of times I've seen people drive on the wrong side of the road. Multiple times at the same spot Traffic circles When the person in front of you slowpokes along but as the light turns yellow they speed up to get through the like but you don't make it Getting stuck behind a school bus or garbage truck When people won't let you over. Wtf is the big deal? I will hold up traffic or push my way in, don't test me (but also, if I can obviously see that someone doesnt know where they are going, I wont let them in front of me. I dont want to be stuck behind them) Cop or roof rack? To be continued...