Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 3

people who stop in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket to catch up with a friend and leave you no room to get by them

fuck you

 

Costco parking lots

 

When someone you love dies unexpectedly.

"Unexpectedly" being the key word. At least let me prepare for it you inconsiderate prick. I could've been in the middle of something for all you know.

 

people who turn the music down at the best part of the song

 

bangbang mf
it's just not my energy. dogs usually love me too and want to next to/on me but it's just not my thing. i'm realizing now maybe they're trying to tell me something...

 

you're talking to a cat person so no offense taken

 

Changing a song before it’s over

 

ohhh fuck that

 

people who talk during movies

 

when it looks like a check but it's some auto loan bs

 

when radio stations play Side By Side or Havana and don't play the raps

 

having to go alllllllllllllllll the way downstairs to restart the stuff when the internet is out

 

not having the option to preheat the oven from my phone

 

- hangnails
- when a coworker takes ur pen, TOM
- when the siracha bottle is crusty in the opening so it spouts out sideways into ur new light grey tigers jaw sweater
- coupon zombies
- when u take a 1 3/4 inch bolt to the back
- ppl who dont respect the drivers right to the aux
- those few weird hairs that grow on the top of my big toes that make certain combinations of socks and shoes irratate my skin
- honda bros
- when ppl bum a smoke off u and only smoke half the cig and then try to bum another one off u 15 mintues later, TOM
- driving in new jersey
- ppl who play games online w a mic on and WONT CHANGE THEIR DAMN SMOKE DETECTOR, like holy shit i just want them to give me their address so i can go change it out myself
- ppl who do that thing where their lick their finger before turning a page

 

a lot of these are probably going to be about lack of convenience/laziness

 

in defense of dogs, they are natures greatest gift to us and we dont deserve them

 

The feeling of corduroy on my fingertips

 

my inability to write form poetry

 

when you go to a fast food place specifically for one item and when you get there they tell you they stopped selling it the day before

 

this also applies to leggings

 

Youth pastor energy

 

adult human beings who don't understand the concept of an inside voice

 

pathological liars

 

I'm verging on big things with some of these but fuck it

 

when a blanket is two inches too short to properly cover all four limbs so you kinda have to pretzel