Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 296

they might be although I’ve never seen them I think they’re old old based on the music I can hear them play sometimes.

 

old people be fuckin too

 

Update: an upstairs neighbor’s pipe is busted. Another upstairs neighbor told me hers is flooded too. Maintenance broke in cause the guy changed his locks (?). It’s not flooding anymore, but I need to replace some things.

 

Sounds like Sherriff's neighbor's pipe is bursting, too

I'm really sorry @xapplexpiex

 

A 33 minute shower?

 

alright alright calm down

 

Ain’t no one fuckin’ for 33 minutes.

5-10 minutes, the rest is recovery and hit the inhaler.

 

“Hey team! We’re gonna eat lunch together on Thursday as a TEAM and THEN have our team meeting! Yay!”

 

Needing to find a new job because my current fully remote one won’t let me work in the state I’m moving to this summer

 

The past week, the bathroom on our floor has smelled incredibly sweet. Like straight cake icing. On day one, I thought someone just took a weird shit (who hasn't), but it has to be a cleaner or something, because it's still there, and it smells worse than whatever it's probably covering up lol

 

The vending machine at work not carrying pretzels anymore.

 

It’s me, I’ve been eating unicorn ice cream and it doesn’t agree with my tummy

 

mind = blown

 

hit my shin on a cart

 

Since Monday is a holiday, I officially have only 2 days I can close on my house and now my realtor is ignoring my texts and calls. I have heard no updates since Monday. This is seriously bullshit. Just let me know if I'm getting the house or not already!! I had a panic attack this morning, I can't sleep. How hard is it to just text someone back and give them an update??? Like even a "still working on it" or something would be better than hearing absolutely nothing!

 

So frustrating. I'm sorry. Also...what is Monday?

 

Presidents' Day

 

one of the more useless holidays if you ask me

 

Not if you need to buy a new or used car at a marginally better price

 

Chicago-specific annoyance: people who express the attitude of, “It will ALWAYS be the Sears Tower. I refuse to ever call it Willis Tower.” Grow the hell up.

 

Mom & pop gas station in my hometown was bought by OnCue but everyone still calls it Jack’s

 

Mom & Pops deserve to be remembered. Sears can rot

 

Having to work on President's Day (apparently)

 

The business next door to my work is playing music really loud like an annoying next door neighbor does

 

what??? Why is that. That’s total bullshit.