Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 293

when you wake up in the middle of the night because your ear is sore from laying on your side for too long

 

Been at the car dealership for an hour after having an appointment and I’m starting to get a feeling that this won’t be as quick as I was assured

 

When autocorrect keeps trying to change real words. It took 3 tries before it would accept that I didn’t mean “kid” when typing “lid”

 

I have some clothes that I guess just absorb IR beams and sometimes that makes the autoflush on the toilets at my job just constantly flush

 

this happens every time I try and type well it autocorrects to we’ll.

 

A few months ago I bought a pair of pants online that I wound up liking so much that I thought I’d buy a second pair. The store‘s out of my size, oh well. But now I keep getting ads for them and emails that are like “hey! don’t forget about that item you were looking at! did you forget to check out???? could be your last chance!!” and I’m like omg stop reminding me, you don’t even have the thing I want lol

I could unsub from the emails but I want to be notified if they come back so it’s a catch 22

 

This

 

sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to remove it

 

Probably mentioned in here several times and maybe I already said it myself, but movies or shows where you have to constantly change the volume.

Action scene - so goddamn loud I’ve gone deaf

Dialogue heavy scene - if I wasn’t watching the screen I’d have no idea anything was playing

 

When people attribute normal human behavior to someone’s zodiac sign

 

Such a Virgo thing to say

 

Walked right into that one

 

Any chance I get in taking it. It’s a Sagittarius thing

 

My fiance and I got really sick with COVID two months ago and she tested positive again and is symptomatic, soooo I'm annoyed, especially because she hasn't been masking at work. She told me to go fuck myself when I called her out on it.

 

Stuck in Bay Area traffic. For nearly 2 hours

 

I’m almost embarrassed to post this because my god it’s such a first world problem and like a problem that a rich kid of the 1% billionaires would have which makes me feel like a total douche bag but here it goes:

It’s annoying when I can’t think of anything new to watch or listen to so I go back to something I’ve watched or heard a million times because I know it’s good and then there are the times when literally everything interests me and I get overwhelmed and can’t settle on a decision so I start watching or listening to something and bounce to something else after 20-30 minutes.

 

My legs are tired from nearly sitting for nearly 4 hours driving. Also Apple Maps be acting up trying to be re routing me somewhere else and telling me to randomly turn where there is no turn etc. Worries me because if I don’t know where I’m going or on a familiar road, then I need it to work

 

The Super Bowl not being on Saturday

 

The way Doris Burke pronounces “s” sounds

 

You ever notice that the people in your life who try to tell you that " you need to stand up for yourself" or "you need to learn to say no more" are usually the people who get the most pissed when you stand up to them and tell them no?

 

Not really tiny but this bum hit me in the eye as he was exiting the subway randomly when I was on my way to my friends to watch the superbowl. It was for sure intentional he hit me kind of hard. I'm ok it's just swollen but I start my new job tomorrow so it'll be fun explaining a black eye all day lol

 

People who do the whole Superb Owl/yay sportsball thing

 

But it’s such an original joke!