Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 27

Why do you take garlic?

 

boosts your immune system

 

Oh ok cool! Didn’t know that

 

Can you just eat garlic

I would always choose to eat garlic

 

I mean, I could but it's a lot harder (at least for me) to try and eat something with garlic every day than it is to pop a single vitamin so I just do that

 

Garlic is so good though

 

oh I agree

 

I’ll crush a clove of garlic and eat it raw a few times a week haha. It’s great for clearing congestion too, at least for a little.

 

Getting ready to go to bed and realizing your sheets are still in the wash

 

I feel like I’m mentally weak because whenever I wash my sheets (5 am, 10 am, 7 pm) all I want to do is sleep while they’re washing / drying lol.

same with when I clean the toilet, I usually scrub and then let the bubbles and whatever sit for a few minutes and that’s of course when I have to pee the worst

Or when you crave something and think you have it but find out you don’t and then you debate running to the store for just that one thing because you can’t switch to something else

the old “you only want what you can’t have” I guess

 

I feel all of these, especially the food one now. So many times the last few months I’ve wanted something but didn’t want to risk going to the store for one or two things.

 

not having Uncrustables

 

Construction sounds
The rate I'm burning through weed these past 1-?? weeks
When you want/need/have to go back to sleep but your brain says "nope not today"

 

when you accidentally unfollow @Borat 2: Vengeance

 

don't worry tho

I fixed it

 

The heartburn garlic gives me. I know it's inevitable but I can't not eat it.

 

Running out of antacids


Fitting, bc it's truly the devil's doing

 

When adults aren't talking to kids but they still call vegetables "veggies"

 

I feel so attacked rn

 

I say veggies but "guac" annoys me

 

The way Birchbox adds adjectives to their address labels. Whoever delivers these must think I'm a huge arrogant asshole.

 

When people you don’t know (ie salespeople) call you “boss” or “champ” or anything like that. Get out of here with that disingenuous shit you’re just trying to sell me something.

 

I feel the same way when older men refer to me as buddy or bud, I'm not 5 boomer

 

I'm not a golden retriever playing basketball

 

It's so patronising