Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 239

People should mind their own business and not be such a prude imo but what do I know?

 

A glass pitcher of orange juice being featured in what seems like 90% of breakfast scenes in tv/ movies.

 

Never see anybody actually drinking it either!!

 

what do you drink when you have enough pancakes to feed a little league team at 7:30 on a Tuesday

 

Alcohol

 

yes if im gonna have a morning acid drink that will give me mouth sores its gonna be a bloody mary every time

 

Instagram has gotten especially bad for me. I see probably 2-5 posts per day of a woman pretending she's getting railed fully nude haha. I'm all for body positivity, but yeah, I don't really want someone seeing that over my shoulder and thinking I'm watching porn in a public place?

 

Mine is steak and comic book movie stuff, what are you all doing

 

They're all random meme accounts that occasionally post softcore porn apparently haha. Happens to my fiance's Instagram account, too, so it's not just me anyways lol

 

Mine is this and porn what am I doing??!

 

My temp has been around 96, am I gonna die

 

Lol lately whenever I open instagram in a public place the first post is always like britney spears naked on a beach with stars covering her up but I mean I follow her so it's not that weird but sometimes I do wonder if someone is looking over my shoulder and is like girl we're on the bus what are u looking at

 

Snickers slogan. I've never once eaten one and thought, "I'm full now" I usually just want another or just get hungrier

 

grab a king size, bro

 

This time of year all I can find are the Mini and Fun Size

 

That's also annoying

 

that's rough

 

You need a snickers plug

 

damn, some good houses in your neighborhood to hit up for trick or treating if everyone’s buying up the king size

 

I have a job that focuses heavily on production metrics. I hate when my boss says some dumb shit like "Guys remember it's not just about meeting your own goals, if you just meet the bare minimum requirement production index it hurts the team's overall stats as well so you have to go above and beyond at all times blah blah blah"

"team stats" don't meet anything to us individually. We don't get any benefits at all for being a top performing team. When a manager says "team stats" they're talking about their stats, and i could not give an absolute shit if my manager meets their own metrics. If i know i'm good stats wise, i'm not going to work my ass off even more just to make my boss look good to their boss.

 

It’s probably not the best idea but if I see a job listing mention “key performance indicators” I don’t even bother looking further lol

 

My bf likes to pick up fast food often when he doesn't feel like making food and omg half the time it's quicker just to go home and make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever. Places are so short staffed rn it feels like nothing is quick.

-Signed, someone currently waiting in a mcdonalds line

 

I've worked for a gigantic data science corporation for 10+ years who uses data analytics in every single aspect of running their company.

I can say with pretty good certainty that 90% of data science when applied in practice is absolute non-sensical horseshit. Data Science is Astrology for people with STEM degrees.

 

I saw an RRR gathering near where I live and they had their trucks with the flags hanging off the bed. It was kinda hilarious. Those people are a bunch of cry babies

 

posthumously released rap songs meant only as cash grabs for labels

felt weird and wrong with Biggie. now it's just gross