Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 229

My upstairs neighbors got a puppy and I love puppies but it’s been barking pretty much nonstop for over 2 hours. I don’t know if they’re not home or sleeping through it but sheesh.

 

Breaking in a new pair of Vans

 

Apparently I just had to post about it for it to stop

 

I need to put my phone somewhere I can't find it easily or something. Keep having intentions to read but go down rabbit holes of random shit on my phone instead

 

Lol I have like two pairs I hardly wear for this reason that are probably like half a year old

 

I had purchased a mop to clean my floors because I felt like it would do a better job than a swifter. Upon using the mop, my floors looked dirty. So I used the swifter right after and I got up dirt! Maybe I’m mopping wrong and i need two buckets

 

When you're in a money league and people don't manage their teams. Two guys above me this week would have lost but two people they're playing have people announced out in their starting lineup

 

When a light turns green and people just won't fucking moooveeee

 

Also people who drive exactly the speed limit or 5mph under it

 

Everything about driving, highly recommend not having a car lol

 

The fact that my city makes you buy city-specific trash bags instead of just grabbing any Hefty or Glad bag from the side of the road

 

My thing is when cars turn painfully slow but then I try to be patient cause I used to have a 5 gallon water jug I'd refill with no lid and I'd turn slow too so it wouldn't spill so I've been that person. But I refuse to believe that's always the case with slow turners.

 

…what? @Kiana i gotta know the story of this jug and why it exists lol

 

it's just one of those big water cooler jugs. My rm had one in our apartment but she wasn't strong enough to fill it up at the refill station in the store and get it back in the car so I would do it. I would put the full jug on the passenger side floor but had no lid for the spout part of the jug and I never was creative enough to think of another solution so when I filled the jug and transported it back home and made turns I had to go slow and hold the jug steady with one hand while I had the other on the wheel. Otherwise it would sometimes fall over and spill.

 

Ohhhhhh, I thought you just had a 5 gallon jug of water in your car 24/7 and was like, “what? Why? Is she that thirsty? Does she just drop in a cup to fill it while driving so she has something to drink? Seems wild.” lol

 

Lol no but we drank a LOT of water so it was more often than I cared for!

 

I assumed it was like a on the go potty type thing. I know @Kiana doesn't like stopping on road trips lol

 

Justin Tucker

 

Sports teams that do that bastardized Seven Nation Army chant

 

Me and my bf were doing laundry all day and I folded it and put it away like a good grown up. Except I forgot there was another load in the dryer and I was so happy when I got ready for bed. Washed my face, brushed my teeth, got my jammies on, went to jump in the cozy bed, and saw my bf had put laundry for me to fold and put away on the bed. The internal rage that flashed in my eyes!!

On bad days I'm terrible and just shove it on the floor and lay down anyway but I put it away tonight. But don't pull that nonsense on me!! He's done it before and I'm like naaw after like 8:30pm no laundry shall touch these hands!!

 

Maybe the dog lurks this thread

 

Just sang No Scrubs but replaced all the “scrubs” with “jugs” so thanks for that

 

When you compare two things and someone acts as though you’ve just equated them

 

Hangovers

 

My work doesn’t care when we’re down a person and gets mad when we try to take a legal 10 min break.