Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 199

ahh yeah that's right

 

We went to my son's meet the teacher tonight. His teacher has a Twitter account for the class and I feel obligated to follow it so I can see what he does at school.

 

Is it private? I don’t have kids but I would not want anything to do with my child being posted on Twitter

 

Unsure, how can you tell?

 

Is there a lock icon next to the account name?

 

Doesn't look like it

 

5 seconds later

Colby is tweeting 100 times a day and is in a flamewar with Applebee's

 

holy shit lol I never imagined anyone had ever said this phrase let alone Farley making a bit out of it

 

Comedy specials where the mics aren’t properly spaced so the comedian is quiet so I turn the tv up but the crowd is like a million times louder so it’s too loud

 

Also, when Boomers ruin jokes in Teams chats. Made a great joke that everyone in the department loved and then a Boomer manager had to come and Boomer it up and ask if we knew the actual answer to what I was joking about

 

Fuck Applebee's

I really hope not. Main reason I didn't have one already is because I've never really understood Twitter

 

I hate summer. I sat outside IN THE SHADE for 2 hours yesterday and didn't think to put sunblock on my feet and now my toes are whiter than the rest of my foot cause I was wearing flats

 

my gf and I did this, hoping it would be a fill in until we developed our own unique thing and now it’s just boo

 

My calculus professor always said “as such” to the point where my friend and I kept a tally each lecture. Once we picked up on it it was all we could hear, I think the most in one class was in the 80s

 

splinters

edit: but not master

 

People who get in cashiers lines when the light is off/they’re closed. Common sense?

When a cashier not a Walmart moved slow AF

 

Had a bit of a fright. I heard a car alarm go off and I never really think anything of it. It didn’t stop so I look out my window where I can kinda see my car. It looked like my car was going off so I had to look for my glasses and car keys. When I walked out my door about to walk toward my car, it stopped? Maybe it wasn’t my car? And a reflection made it look like it was?

 

It’s 4am and I was awakened by my cat and a big smelly poop smell. Idk what happened but a little got on my bead sheet and night stand. Had to get up and clean what I can find. And take off the sheets and cover and now I have to go to a laundromat in the morning and wash the cover.

 

The woooooorst

 

People who tie their shoes and leave the laces in giant floppy ears that fall to the side and touch the ground as they walk/stand; man, that really grinds me gears

 

In any show or movie where a character or characters are drinking scotch with ice and they put the mics super close to the glass so the clinking sound of the ice is SUPER FUCKING LOUD, because the director wants to ensure we understand they’re drinking scotch (I’m especially looking at you Narcos: Mexico seasons 1,2,3)

 

He’s usually not allowed in my room during the night because he messes around. I only allow him on the weekends. It seemed to strong to be coming from the litter box (small apt living) and then i touched something “too wet” to b his drool on my bed sheet and then I found some spots
At the laundry mat now washing my large bed sheet. It’s so expensive!

 

Our large cat (check the pet thread) isn’t good at grooming herself so she isn’t allowed in our bedroom at all. It’s gross but I do love her

 

My boy is pretty decent at grooming himself, but when he has soft stools it gets in his long fur and tracks, which happened. I tried to wipe it off his tail but he doesn’t let me. Now I have to trim the dry poops off

 

Everyone on Twitter who is admitting to having media literacy problems by attempting to dunk on The Catcher in the Rye. The point of Holden’s character is that he is a whiny teenager struggling with the prospect of growing up, especially after experiencing trauma. That’s the point. Not all characters have to be likeable.