Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 181

I only order domino's if I'm super hungover and don't want to leave my apartment, then I immediately regret it after eating it, only to do it again and again lol

 

that's our Fletchaaa

 

running out of half & half

 

Especially when I just want a White Russian

 

I’m staying with my dad for a month before moving and he gets like 3 letters a week at the door from people trying to buy his house it’s like…we’re kinda livin in it right now, ya know? Kinda need it

 

I cannot fathom just leaving a note asking if a house or car is for sale. Do people just walk around with prewritten or preprinted notes just in case lol who’s walking around with a fuckin’ pen and notebook or post-it notes in 2022 ready to drop a note? And are they leaving notes on every car and house? They’re not fuckin’ rare, they’re everywhere! What makes them choose a 12-year Subaru among who knows what else lol

 

I had someone ask me if I wanted to trade cars with him lol. Fuck no, clearly I'd be the one getting screwed in that situation

 

Annoyed when a trash bag rips open. Had a bag containing an entire litter box worth of cat shit that just stretched and ripped open a few feet away from the dumpster. That's what I get for dumping the whole box instead of just scooping

 

But they WANT it!

Like the car, if they are gonna pay for my other mortgage and my house then we'll talk

 

When you go to make a sammich and you’re out of or super low on one ingredient. You still make and enjoy the sammich but not to the same extent you would have if you had everything in the right quantities

 

When the crust of your bread goes stale in the freezer

 

Just had to throw away a whole loaf of bread because somehow gnats got inside the bag

 

Stepping in animal shit

 

Spoken like a true father that you didn’t just say “stepping in shit” I take it?

 

Hey I'm not gonna try to pinpoint where or what it came from, all I know is it shouldn't be where I can step in it

 

Burning Microwave Popcorn

 

I want to get this for my wife’s birthday, but can’t find it

 

Now that you've posted it you'll probably get targeted ads for it, so just wait a bit

 

That weird falling sensation that happens right before falling asleep.

 

When someone asks you to show them how to do something and then stops you on step 1 or 2 to say, “oh I thought we did that this way…”

Sorry, did you not just say you didn’t know how to do this or were you purposefully just wasting my fucking time? piss off.

 

do I hate when people ask and answer their own questions? yes, I do

do I still occasionally do it? yes, I do

 

When I know I’m starting to get aloof but don’t do much about it. Summer depression is a good time!

 

yeah I was hoping my seasonal depression would leave in the summer but nope! it’s just regular old depression!

 

I came to the same realization this past winter so that was fun as I usually love that time of year. Hope it’s not too bad for you!

 

Really want this to be a safe place for us to vent, so since this concerns this site, I'll keep it vague and brief. It drives me up a wall when the first people to call out problematic behavior (or users who engage with problematic art) conveniently ignore the problematic aspects of their favorite artists. Or the problematic bands their favorite artists are touring with. Gah.