Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 146

I’m the sheriff now

 

One of my friends I didn’t realize was a terrible tipper. He stated he always tips 10% no matter how good of a job they did. According to him he thought that was standard. I was upset because we went and got food and the sever/bartender was really good. I told him if I would have known he was going to tip so little, I would have thrown in some cash. Now if service was terrible, I can completely understand. But it wasn’t! I’ve known this guy for 10 years about, and never knew this!!

 

Those “tik toks” where it’s a parent and child and says “sing along if you know this song” and the kid is badly mouthing the words acting like they know the lyrics. Just stop. You may recognize the song, but not familiar with the lyrics and that’s ok. Just stop trying to act like you know it.

 

just saw a picture of a severely overweight dragonfly

might need to get off the internets for a while

 

Wanted to order something online and pick it up at the store but they said it wasn't in stock in my store so I paid the shipping to have it delivered. Then a few hours later I went by the store for another reason and saw the exact product I wanted was there, in store

 

Just going to post this ahead time even though it’s not tiny, it’ll be about 20 human sized large constant annoyances - being back in the office 3 days a week starting tomorrow.

I cannot fathom a worse day of work in my life. Thank god I at least have an office now so I can close the door most of the day to block out the endless bullshit, that will be a life saver.

 

I mean it's annoying when ppl blame gas prices solely on Biden already, but when they drive a ginormous impractical gas guzzling truck.... more annoying

 

I was going off about literally this exact thing earlier today! Saw one of those dumb Biden stickers at the pump followed immediately by a let’s go brandon bumper sticker on a truck taller than the sky itself. Infuriating

 

Rob Parker

 

waking up sneezing

once again: fuck pollen

 

just how many counterfeit products there are on Amazon of all places

 

not being able to get into audiobooks

believe me, I've tried but it just never takes

 

Park far and in between two spaces don’t park next to me... and a mf in a beat up truck parks next to me. *mad face emoji*

 

Doordash went down across the country for over an hour right after I placed an order and it just hung in limbo. Wouldn't even let me cancel my order and their chat system was down too

 

When articles are based around tweets or instagram comments from like random people who have no significant public role or anything to do with anything. Just like random fan accounts with almost no replies or retweets but they're quoted like they're an authority on something. Especially when the article tries to position someone as being canceled or in a scandal and it's like three randos with no influence.

 

^That happens wayyyyy too often. Having followers or being a celebrity/famous shouldn't automatically make you an authority The "news" and "news websites" operate like my High School

 

My chin/jaw line. It is tiny and annoys me. I have like no jawline, and a short neck. I want to have a good profile!! I feel like at least some men can grow a beard to cover it

 

when people refer to themselves in the third person

 

Yeah imthesheriff hates that

 

If it helps at all a) I’ve seen pictures of you and have never noticed this and b) might be a grass is greener situation bc my beard makes my chin look like it sticks out like a witch lol my gf once pointed it out jokingly and I’ve never been able to unsee it

 

That made me laugh harder than it should have lol

 

there are a number of things I'm not a fan of in regards to Paramount+ (I do mostly like it) but probably the biggest of which is that if you are watching it in full screen mode on your pc and you're watching a series, after every episode it takes you off full screen mode and you have to do it all over again

 

Damn I only use it on my TV but that sounds incredibly annoying

 

When you’re doing a no-quote response and someone gets a post in like less than a second before you like I just did to Ryan

 

Lmao yuupp!