Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 145

My boss volunteered me to do a read through of our annual report. It's basically done as another check for any errors and to make sure it sounds good spoken. Most of the people I did it for I haven't even spoken to in the company. It wasn't so awful but now they want me to do it again with more people lmao

 

Ahhh fuck. I guess...at least they didn't make ya brush their teeth.

 

shaving

 

when you're filling out your info on something online and they ask what country you live in and the United States of America is invariably at the bottom every time

 

this reminds me of a sketchy site I was trying to buy something from once and it was only listed as “America” so it took forever to realize and find and all I could think was, “you know there’s more than one, right?” and didn’t end up risking the purchase lol

 

wise decision

 

I've wiped so many butts over the past 6 years

 

Don’t stop

 

Believe me I won't. Got another butt to start wiping in 3 weeks time

 

I know How many more years is that, in butt?

 

Like 1000 give or take

 

I will never wipe someone else’s butt. Sorry parents but when you’re old and senile at the very best I’ll pay someone else to do that but it won’t be me lol

 

WELCOME TO FEAR FACTOR, NEXT UP WE GOT MARSUPIAL JONES IN

THE BUTT WIPE CHALLENGE

 

children or spouse

 

Don't kink shame

Mostly children

 

I’m probably explaining this in a weird way, but… When texting, you write out a word that’s very clearly misspelled, you click backspace to start over, but then predictive text quickly pulls up the correct word, but you are still clicking backspace so you miss it, and then have to start over anyway. Drives me bananananas!

 

Happens to me with “Guarantee”. I don’t know why I can’t spell that word anymore

 

Scraping my knuckles on the ceiling

 

Are you 7 2?

 

For me it's "surprise" no clue why that word is so difficult for me

 

The front loader washers at my apt complex where stuff gets stuck in that rubber part and not washed properly

 

My hard words are maintenence and permanency.

 

Restaurant

though it’s been my hard word for so long that it really actually kinda isn’t anymore

 

Oh and sheriff. I always forget if it's two r's or two f's or both for some reason

 

I struggle with this too despite the fact I use it almost everyday because the company I work for has Restaurant in the name