Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 144

literally the only thing I “know” about the rabies shot is the scene from Seinfeld where Elaine asks if it will hurt and the doctor says, “yes, very much” and then jabs her with a giant needle lol so glad that isn’t the case!

 

Maybe this is me being paranoid but technology has been oddly shit for me lately.

hulu doesn’t seem to want to load 75% of the time I try to get it going while at home, but at my parents house it loads fine

my Mac, granted it’s 8 years old, doesn’t load 90% of the websites I want to visit. Tells me the site is “unsafe” because my clock is wrong? I can bypass it but seems to cause it to run super slow

my cell phone suspiciously has issues streaming while away from home once I was finished paying it off. This is probably my biggest paranoia / conspiracy theory that companies turn this shit off once the phone is paid off to make you upgrade since they’re no longer making money off of you lol

 

I understand taxes are important for the functioning of our society, but holy shit, 29% tax on my bonus seems excessive

 

Just show me the number that I’m 100% getting back so I’m not pissed off

 

In NY it's closer to 40% lol

 

Ah jeez that's crazy. Guessing state income tax plays into that? We don't have state tax where I live

 

pollen is already fucking me up

 

Yeah that's with state income taxes

 

Indecisive drivers

 

People that don’t shut the fuck up at the movies.

 

Folding pages in a book

 

Oh yes absolutely

 

Tax not being included on the price tag.

 

When you’re cleaning your toilet and letting the cleaner sit, and all the sudden you have to go pee. Every time.

 

YouTube automatically playing audio when hovering over a video in their TV apps by default

 

Pretentious as fuck movie reviews.

 

Big heavy immovable office furniture that is either covering outlets or placed just far enough from the wall that you can see there is an outlet there but good fucking luck plugging anything into it. Who would want to do that!

 

Products with the ends of plugs that are angled so they take up more space on the surge protector so you can’t use all the ports.

 

Nicole Arbour

 

people who only ever bring up god or religion when it's advantageous to whatever argument they're making at the time

 

Being volunteered for something you hate doing but you know isn't really a big deal so you'd feel like an asshole saying no

 

What'd you mean, like, "You're gonna brush my teeth for me tonight" ?

Gimme an example...

 

imagine wiping someone's butt for a week

now that's a favor

 

Some people do. God bless 'em.

 

saints