Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 135

Yeah I was gonna head up north this weekend for NYE but it’s literally 3° in Flagstaff right now lmao. Makes the 37° of the valley sound reeeeal nice which sounds insane to say

 

having a stomach virus

 

the way the wind always seems to land directly on me anytime I try to light a bowl. like where tf are you coming from

 

Honestly I never thought I'd want the days of 37 degree weather but it would feel so warm rn. Last night I wore two sets of pajamas in addition to all my blankets. I am not built for cold!

 

I tried to turn on my heater in my apt because it’s cold enough, and the smoke alarm went off and it smelled like something was burning. Now I gotta have maintenance come take a look

 

Trying to apply a band-aid to a part of your body that isn’t really conducive to band-aids

 

Ads that try too hard to be cool and hip. Like "SLAY BESTIE QUEEN!!" No. Nobody asked for this.

 

Related: companies that give themselves nicknames/refer to themselves by their nicknames i.e. Cumberland Farms referring to themselves as “Cumbies”. Feels like they’re trying too hard to be cool.

 

While we’re at it, every fast food chain’s Twitter account.

 

I'll also throw in when teen shows have unrealistic dialogue obviously written by people who are not teenagers. They're always like "oh em gee wtf that's so basic hastag lame af!"

 

I can't find Uncrustables anywhere

 

My gf had those yesterday oddly enough find your nearest Publix

 

they didn't have them

apparently there's a shortage

 

Yeahhhh it’ll be like that for a while everywhere now, likely. I couldn’t find Gatorade oddly enough.

 

damn

 

There was a uncrustable shortage here a while back during the peak of covid and my tiktok had all these videos of ppl making homemade ones, like making a regular pb&j and using a cup to make it a circle and closing up the edges and I was like NO SIR you're defeating the point of the uncrustable aka convenience

 

Forgetting to charge my airpods

forgetting to charge the airpod case

losing an airpod in bed overnight and having to frantically search the sheets for it

airpods in general

 

Dating apps not working the way they use to. Selecting “preferences” doesn’t do anything. You still get people far outside your chosen preferences in your “match” feed. It’s basically random people within radius selected (for the most part) that show up. You can’t even message people unless you match with them. I miss the days where you can chose age,radius, other and people within that show up.

 

Facebook reels that show up in your feed now. Also fb reels where they’re mouthing something with text on the screen with some annoying song

 

The way a single grey hair catches the light on a work Zoom call.

 

When TV shows recast a character with an actor who looks nothing like the previous actor.

 

the Matt Damon crypto commercial

 

When people post the same exact picture of themselves at the gym everyday.

 

If they don’t post a picture, they didn’t really go to the gym! Ha #picsoritdidnthappen

 

I will quickly left swipe someone if they have more than one religion on their hinge account. Especially if they state their religion for example is Christian and they also call themselves atheist. Sorry can’t be both. For someone with the multi religion if it’s a matter of them interested in learning about them, please put spiritual. Can’t stand misleading info. My ex lied about his body weight which was obvious but I ignored it (he still out there lying), and he turned about to be the biggest fucking liar I ever met