Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 13

episodes that are too long

 

people using the pandemic to justify not doing just about anything they can

"I was gonna get my car fixed but then Corona happened"

"I was gonna get an IUD but then this whole pandemic happened and I couldn't"

"I was gonna get that extra leg removed but then this whole thing had to happen"

yeah, I'm sure you were, Carol

 

The following terms/words:

Delish
Stan (the name is fine)
Yas

 

but then I got high

 

yas queen

 

i have like .6 friends to promote to

 

Wine o’clock/wine mom culture

 

this is the same thing

also me ngl

 

WHAT'D YOU DO TO THE REST OF HIM/HER!?!?

 

I liked this because I was like hell yeah it IS wine o'clock so I retract my like

 

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

 

people who insist on standing directly behind me in line when they're supposed to be at least 6 feet away

 

Getting pickles on a sandwich and finding out they’re bread and butter pickles

 

DUDDEEEEE......Fuck that.

 

people with their fashionable COVID masks

it's not there just to show off how twee and unique you are

 

These are terms that don’t inherently bug me but are used by too many people that shouldn’t be using them lol

 

Lol yes this is the go to excuse for all my clients now and I'm like.... Yeah no

 

When butter isn’t soft enough to spread easily

Prune hands from being in the shower too long

 

when people only bless me on my first sneeze

hit me with that second one too, homie

I'm not one of these three or four in a row sneezers, you can say it twice, or better yet: just save that bless you for the end and we all win

 

When I go back to work (??) and all my cute little babies will be so big

 

When you have allergies and people get annoyed with you for sneezing repeatedly. Trust me, I also wish I wasn’t doing this.

 

people who wear sunglasses inside

 

it's like, I get high too

I just don't care

 

When people leave a food container that's just like crumbs or any other inedible amount of food