Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 117

"Christians" who smoke more weed than I do

 

when someone pronounces the word similar like simulur

 

guessing you’re not a “melk” person?

 

nah lol

 

The fact that I can’t get these water stains off my drip pans. I have tried everything. Even BKF. and I think that just made it worse

 

how sports media can't stop talking about how Ben Simmons still hasn't been traded

 

Some weird ass mf came to my door (mind you it’s 8:30 at night) telling me that he’s here to “drop off my free phone”. I said not today and he tried to show me this binder and said “this is apt #xx right” I barely glanced at it before I closed the door on his face. I saw him some someone else going around to doors talking to people.

what kind of scammers are these people!!

 

When the return key functions to send a message rather than simply begin a new line of text.

 

r.m. drake quotes

 

When my delivery order gets butchered to shit. Items forgotten, items left off. I get mistakes happen but I honestly can’t tell with this order if this is even supposed to come to me or go to someone else

 

I had to help out at another office today. When I told a patient about our Covid protocol he laughed at me. Used the asked restroom right after and I don’t think he even did it and lied and said he did.

 

nose hair

 

When I'm at work and am going to a meeting or to see a client elsewhere and I hurry and print off paperwork before I go, just to leave it on the printer and forget it. Happens almost every time I print before a meeting smh

 

I had a patient that got upset because he wasn’t scheduled for something. I always tell patients what we’re doing. So I told this patient “today were doing...” patient said ok. Didn’t mention anything else. Also he asked for something and then laughed when I gave it to him-like I told him this is what we have and what I could find quickly. This patient was kinda weird and acted like they didn’t want to be there.
Well when they doc came in and then said what the patient needed to be scheduled for the patient was all “I thought that’s what I was here for..” and went on about he didn’t come here to... and complained about what I did, but the way he said it was unnecessary (which is something we do for ALL new patients who want to establish as a patient )- I explained how in order to do what he wanted, what I did was something I legally had to get done. Keep in mind he no showed previously to an appointment which he was scheduled for what he wanted.

 

When I buy uncrustables and lazily put the entire box in the freezer instead of leaving some out so when I have a midnight craving they're all completely frozen solid

 

that's rough

 

neighbors

 

neighbors with (obnoxiously loud) motorcycles

 

Why the fuck is radical republican and trump shit on my fb newsfeed

 

Centipedes. Anything that creepy and crawly needs to stay in my nightmares.

 

I’ve said it all my life - theres no reason for anything to have more than four legs (except Octopus, they’re cool but creepy for numerous other reasons lol)

 

Octopus are aliens. Look it up.

 

when someone uses the rest of the milk in the carton then either doesn't stop to get more or doesn't tell someone it's empty so they can stop and get more

 

Knicking yourself while shaving and it bleeds like a bastard