Silverware dishwasher goals: the caddy with the slots on top so there's no spooning, and you have no choice but to do forks and spoons up, and knives down
low mumbling voices through the wall. who the hell are you talking to for hours? oh man, still nothing? i was finally able to enter bank info today
when the effort you spent in making yourself food or drinks or whatever wasn't really worth it once you have it
When a favorite song comes on and you can't listen to it because you have to get out of the car since you're already late.
when you're paying for your stuff at the grocery store and the cashier or bagger makes a little comment about pretty much everything you bought and you have to make small talk about Uncrustables with a stranger
When somebody uses the microwave before you, and they stop it with 1 second left but don't press clear, so now I've got to press clear for you before I can put my time in. And because it's isolation I accidentally just did it to myself.
Yeah I hate being unfriendly but I'm the same way. Every now and then you hear something interesting about what you're buying but usually no.
Maybe the extra slice of bread is 'zactly what i'll be needing to satiate this beast of a hunger I have