Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 100

“Jeep people” make me embarrassed to be a Jeep owner lol. I really do enjoy my car a whole lot, but I had no idea when I bought it that I was admitting myself into a weird, obsessive cult

Love when a Jeep person tries to talk to me about my car and becomes visibly appalled as they slowly realize that I don’t give a shit though. Someone actually got kinda mad at me once when I told them something like “it’s just a car, A to B”

 

well, of course you're always the exception to shit like that

glad you get it tho

 

As someone with a Jeep as well, every word of this. Probably selling mine some point this year, though.

 

it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

 

I thought you meant Jeep People like the transformer type.

 

How California has money to give away to people who get vaccinated, but can’t give care workers who had to wear trash bags instead of isolation gowns during the start of the pandemic hazard pay

 

ATMs that only dispense 20s

 

Damn I don’t think I’ve found one that dispensed anything else haha. Annoying is right, though.

 

ya know I have never in my life paid for something with a hundred dollar bill and not felt like an asshole

 

One of the best problems to have though.

 

oh for sure

 

If only vending machines took $100s

 

Some of the homophobic posts people I work with are sharing. Posting shit about how the “rainbow” is about “god” and not “pride” or “sins that caused the flood”. It’s very disheartening. I know the majority are far right republicans but keep the hate out of my feed

 

when my weed carts leak

 

I accidentally super liked a guy on tinder. I never super like. He literally just asked me for my insta in a first message. Face palm. I meant to swipe left actually

 

Pedestrian edition:

When people are jaywalking and my car is nearing them but they continue walking like slowly and diagonally instead of quickly crossing so they're out of the way

When I'm jogging and pedestrians are coming towards me at a slower pace from the opposite direction taking up the entire path and paying zero attn. I start getting anxious the closer I get when they still don't move out of my way and it amazes me how long it takes people to actually look up and ahead of them and move.

 

Speaking about that. I was driving into my apt complex that’s off a busy road. I use my turn signal so other cars know I’m turning also because a dad pushing his child in a stroller was nearly my path. The dad was not paying attention walking slow looking down at his phone the whole time. I forgot my window was open and I yelled “get off your phone” not intending for him to hear it but I guess he did and looked up and started walking faster. Sorry not sorry

 

Dealing with Verizon's shitty online system for ordering phones

 

When apps slightly change the layout and I can’t fix my muscle memory to go to the right place

 

My AC hasn’t been working for over a week and it’s 85 in here. My landlord says they don’t know when they’ll get the parts in to fix it.

 

Going to the beach and feeling like you'll never truly wash off all the sand

 

that there is no raspberry red bull in a purple can

it's so easy c'mon

 

I’d tell them they won’t be getting their rent then. Not sure if it varies by state or where you live, but I believe that’s a reason to not pay rent without penalty, “inhabitable conditions”

 

The “happy birthday trump” posts people I work with are posting/sharing. I cringe so hard. Like you can have your republican views and still dislike him. It’s like praising hitler

 

Living in NYC, riding the train home for an hour with sand all over you and getting it all over your studio apartment