Thrice Band • Page 343

Come on their magnum opus

 

Fucking finally, need some new Thrice in my life.

 

Like bring on, their magnum opus! But phrasing it in a dirty way works better

 

Ricky is gonna quit his job now

 

DID NOT KNOW ABOUT NEW ARMS LENGTH

 

Confirmed: don’t trust Dustin to make tots.

 

cool, we just started distributing best day

 

Those are some charred ass tots.

 

dustin has been a beard idle of mine for so long

 

mine's better

 

prove it

 

he is lying

 

Loser has to drink a bottle of beard oil.

 

BEARD IDLE

 

FUCK

 

Fuckin got him

 

pat how do i say this

 

just say yes

dustin has a MUCH better mustache than me and most people but he barely has a beard

 

Same. You work for a distributor?

 

I do! We’re an AB house but we also have Yuengling, New Belgium, Bells, and a billion local craft spots, ha.

 

What!? We’re an AB house too lol. We also do Firestone Walker, a bunch of local beer, and a ton of non alchs

 

Ha yeah we have Liquid Death, Alani, prime, and Essentia too and then a huge w&s portfolio of shit people have probably never heard of. We do have Shannon Sharpe’s cognac but demand for that seems to have fallen off a cliff around here lol.

I assume y’all had and are losing Ghost too? I’m pretty bummed about that one.