This is a thread to discuss the little things that are wrong with you, be it physical or mental. This isn't a thread to discuss serious physical or medical conditions. This thread is meant to be light-hearted and fun. I'll start! When I was 9 months old I had to have tubes put into my ears because I was born with an ear infection. At the time, I was the youngest child in my state to have the procedure done (I am currently shopping the movie rights). Anyways, I had tubes put into my ears 4 times as a child, as I would continuously grow out of them. Now doctors know that it is not safe to perform that procedure so many times as a child. Because of this my ear canals and ear drums are a warzone, they are scarred like crazy. The constantly itch and ring. I also have a small "growth" on my lower back, resembling a malignant mass, but it isn't cancerous, just a weird skin abnormality. I could get it removed if I want, but I am married so who gives a shit right? I am also prone to jock itch, which is kind of a pain in the ass.