The Theme Park Thread • Page 294

There is a parktuber named Kevin Heimbach who is a former castmember with Crohn's Disease. Jokingly caims to be the leading expert in WDW bathrooms because he has spent more time in there than majority of people. He has covered this extensively. He says DAK has the best bathrooms on property.

 

i think i've generally avoided the bathrooms at the parks because their crowd levels are really large, but i do remember one of the bathrooms off of one of the Main Street gift shops being decent. outside of the parks (assuming you visit a resort for dining or something), there's a bathroom on the first floor of the Polynesian Resort that was really nice, and of course the ones at the Grand Floridian are pretty fancy

 

If you're in California Adventure you're playing yourself if you don't go to the Grand Californian to use the bathroom. Floor to ceiling stalls like your own private oasis.

 

Facts. Plus hanging out in the A/C’d lobby on a hot day just hits different

 

I honest can't even remember using bathrooms in the parks when we were there in November lol. Only one that's coming to mind off the top of my head was I remember using one in Disney Hollywood Studios, and it was the one right between Mickey and Minnie red carpet experience meet and greet and the Backlot Express. It wasn't terribly crowded or anything that i can remember but we were also there on a lower crowd week so.

 

The best thing about the water parks is that you don't have to use the bathrooms.

 

you all were rockin diapers or?

 

Floridians are wild

 

If you swim in a public pool you have to accept the realities.

 

My wife def used the bathroom a few times and my 6 year old would usually go with her when she had to go while I stayed with the baby, I'm usually able to hold it haha. Luckily none of us had to shit any of the three days while at the parks.

 

I never thought of this until now FUCK

 

you just shittin up in the lazy river?

 

That sort of evacuation is for your home or your hotel unless it is an extreme emergency.

 

there’s this bathroom in Disneyland Idk how to describe it I guess near Frontierland and the Mexican restaurant?

It’s so good every time I go no one is there so I can take care of business

 

That is usually my go-to, but last time I went it was packed. It's like in that little secret passage between Fantasy and Frontier.

 

that’s how we discovered it going through there and we were like we’ve been here 5 times and never realized it

 

I've been going my whole life and didn't find it until a couple years ago.

Galaxy's Edge one by the water fill-up station is usually pretty good too.

The one to avoid at all costs in at the entrance of Adventureland.

 

I’ve been going to theme parks my entire life as a Florida kid and never once have had to do more than piss. This thread has been fascinating today.

 

IBS gang rise up

 

Top 3 worst dumps of my life in that Figment bathroom. Imaaaaaaaaaagination.

 

I had diarrhea at the aquarium in Epcot lol

 

The Galaxy’s Edge bathrooms are the best. Extra points for the water refill too

 

I only ever use the bathroom in the Toy Story parking lot

 

Real ones know.

 

those poor fish