The Super Mario Bros Movie (April 5, 2023) • Page 32

Thumbs down on Mario because I don’t know the difference between thumbs up and thumbs down.

 

maybe I’m just good at movies but Mario movie was only like 1 hour and 30 minutes and hecka people were going to the bathroom a bunch and I was like what the

 

bro have you seen the size of the sodas they sell

 

You can have my 64 oz coke zero when you pry it from my cold dead hands

 

I did Babylon and Avatar with no bathroom break but it definitely requires me getting dehydrated lol

 

Yeah I didn’t drink anything for 3 days before avatar 2

 

you would never catch me buying drinks at the movies only snacks I snuck in

 

I had a bowl of cereal with oat milk before leaving to go see Wakanda Forever and boy was that a mistake. Felt like I was literally going to die by the end.

 

And also you didn’t feel well because of the food right

 

I went on a date to see Clerks 2 when I was 16 and the girl I went with left to go to the bathroom about halfway through and never came back.

Must've been one big soda.

 

When I was 15, a girl I took to the movie Valentine’s Day finished her drink and then just kept sucking on the straw for the rest of the movie

 

Yes, I should have mentioned that as well.

 

This a good joke.

 

Tbh, I would have walked out of Clerks 2 as well. Has nothing to do with you. I just wouldn’t have made it through Smith’s dialogue of OT being better than LOTR. An insult to my ticket purchase.

 

OT?

 

Star Wars original trilogy

 

There’s only one Return and it ain’t of the king, it’s of the Jedi

 

Neither are good

 

Or both are

 

you know Randall isn't the good guy in those movies right

 

I mean, that's the other option, yes, but unfortunately it isn't the truth

 

might see it again this weekend. 90 minutes? in and out

 

Where's my Earthbound movie?

 

Not only that but my theater had like two trailers. Movie started a quarter after the hour

 

Yeah, I think my movie has one? It may have had two but I don't remember what the second one was at all then.