The Streaming Thread+ • Page 83

I say this with love in my heart, but you and your BIL should lose all streaming privileges for using it for that movie.

 

Never saw it and honestly, not as bad as I expected! Sorry Brooooo

 

I can't even say if Zoolander 2 was bad or not cause I legitimately can't recall a single thing about it lol

 

Justin Bieber is violently murdered in the first few minutes

 

Fred Armisen plays an 11 year old

 

Benedict Cumberbatch is an nonbinary model without eyebrows

 

Ariana Grande has a sex scene in full BDSM

 

Kyle Mooney is genuinely funny in it

 

Kristen Wiig is... confusing

 

we're just saying shit huh

 

heard this scene got a lot of backlash from LGBTQ+ viewers to the point where Cumberbatch was apologetic about it. aside from that, that's all i know about it (other than that one of my friends from grad school inexplicably has the Blu-ray for it but not the first Zoolander)

 

Hansel impregnates at least 10 people

 

Can someone reboot Steve, looks like his processor is on the fritz again.

 

i forgot they made a sequel.

 

Yeah I remember this happening, I totally get it, there's a few jokes that walk the line for sure

 

Would have assumed that was a direct to Amazon prime movie

 

Anyway, I'm thinking of watching the animated movie next

 

You made that up

 

Do you think I could make up an animated Zoolander TV series where they're superheroes that they recut into a movie????

 

my god

 

Ok I lied I did remember that

 

Ok but did you know Sting is Hansel's dad

 

would like to not think about the ZCU ever again, tbh

 

I make no promises

 

Dawg, that is simply not true.