The Spooky Scary Halloween Thread • Page 30

Fuck this sucks. I'm sorry.

 

Do a yearly Halloween day trip to a "notorious" location. Doing Donner Pass this year.

 

Went to a costumed 5k on Saturday, surprisingly did NOT win the costume contest.

 

GREEN MAN!

 

Ohhhh. That’s why you were asking lol. So what did you decide to do about your ****??

 

I wore some of Sloan’s tights AND compression shorts underneath the green

Luckily it was kinda cold out.

 

Lol, I basically did the same thing when I had my Spider-Man suit. Kinda a catch 22, ya know? Cause then people are like wait is this guy ****less?

 

We ain't checking for your ween

 

no way to know for sure

 

Was gonna take my daughter to a trick or treat thing at the shops in our town but it ended at 7 and we didn't get there till 7:40. Anyway we threw together a wolf costume with some ears she had lying around and she did her makeup with some oil crayons

 

TODAY'S THE DAY Y'ALL HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was almost late to work because I couldn't get the thermoplastic on my vampire fangs to cooperate!! I'll post pics later. everyone pls share your costume!!!!

 

I'm Goku at an office full of older people who don't know who Goku is

 

Sorry Hemingway this is the saddest short story

 

My only costume is the one forced on me by a capitalist society

 

gonna have Halloween streaming all day in a window at work even though I can't have the sound on or watch it really

Watch Shudder TV on Shudder

 

just reading this gives me anxiety, how are you explaining it to people? on a scale of 1-10 how much millennial shame are they beaming through your soul?

 

Honestly they love it because the hair is ridiculous. I just keep saying "it's from a cartoon". They're excited that I dressed up because I'm new and I showed them I can play ball.

All the IT guys just came in and they know who Goku is so life is looking up. Someone shook my hand.

 

Uhhhhhh wrong number

 

nerds

 

All the IT guys should be dressed as Pennywise

 

I ended up not going to campus today so I have no plans at all except for tonight maybe going bowling. It’s so depressing to not have anything to do!

 

Yeah no one knows who I am today and someone just thought I over dressed for a semi cool morning in Florida. I am Jughead from Riverdale as posted before, haha.

 

HA there is a Pennywise here but he is in Finance, and he scared the life out of someone who is afraid of clowns.

 

I was Baby from Baby Driver last year and no one knew who I was at my last office so I am used to it lol