(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 5

Too much work.

 

This is why I have never sent one.

 

It's pretty stupid to take one with your face in it lol

 

Not if I photoshop my face onto the head. Then it's pretty genius

 

This is the response men hope for, I imagine:

 

I have been asked for one before.

 

1. how dare you ask me such a private question
2. how dare you ask me to send such a thing to you. i barely even know you. people these days.

 

Damn, i had to send one once. It's like taking a selfie, trying to get the perfect angle and shit. I think i took 8 before finally just being like, fuck it, here it is

the moment when you see that *screenshot* tag is when you're like, fuck, that was dumb.

 

I think if I was asked for one I probably would, but I'd never send an unsolicited pic.

 

I've taken a picture of it just to see how it photographs. Never sent it to anyone though.

 

I take my wifes phone and take a picture of it, I think that's way funnier.

 

I don't think the screenshot can hurt you, unless you also got your face in the shot. Or your drivers license or a name tag of some sort

 

Then take her phone and be like "WHO IS THIS?!?!??!"

 

Then gaze at it and drop your jaw slightly. Try to even look like your mouth is watering a bit and tell her that has to be the greatest penis you have ever seen.

 

All male members don't look alike, Nate.

 

They don't? I've only ever seen my own.

 

Some have turtlenecks.

 

Some are curved, some have scars, some look like silk worms, etc.

 

I.e. Their natural state of being. Unsullied, if you will.

 

Some look like atretochoana

 

i like dick pics, but unsolicited dick pics can go to fucking hell.

 

So I told my parents










They said yes without even hesitating

 

Happy for you man!!

 

I've seen some pleasant dick pics

They weren't attached to guys though, so maybe that's it.

 

WOO