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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 153

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    I think you're looking for the Eternal Cringe thread
     
  2. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    nah too sex related
     
  3. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    yeah. i mean with the world view i have now i know that's an awful putrid thing to do to someone. but as a nerdy like 14 year old virgin growing up in the superbad era i thought it was kinda cool which is a prime example of why i deserved to get hit by a car at that age.
     
  4. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    the only risque thing that happened in my freshman health class was a friend announcing to the class that her little brother stole her vibrator and she was very mad about it. what she meant by that was her vibration dampener for her tennis racquet. she was very upset when the teacher and p much everyone else laughed at her about it.
     
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  5. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    lololol i didn't even know those were a thing
     
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  6. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    haha. tennis only came up because we had a football coach as our health teacher and he was more interested in talking about sports than the curriculum. the revolving door of coaches at my school always filled in classes like health and speech and study halls when they weren't coaching.
     
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  7. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    fair enough
     
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  8. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

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  9. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    oh i'm slidin bb
     
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  10. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    you have no idea how bad I wish I could read whatever that message is
     
  11. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    thought this was A1 for a second. all the threads really are starting to blur now
     
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  12. mr_november

    Trusted Supporter

    Got laid the other night. Got a rim job. Life has changed for me now.
     
  13. Dog with a Blog

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    Hell yeah!!
     
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  14. vein.ftm

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    That's awesome! I remember when I used to get laid.
     
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  15. sleepy

    pale earnhardt jr.

    Overt sexual assualt in the name of friendship? What is going on lol.

    Edit* lol read @electro haikus post about his friend" in 9th grade a few back not seeing the page
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Happens to me in real life lately. I'll say some super vulgar shit to an elderly woman at the store and then im like, fuck, i thought this was A1 for a second...
     
  17. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    for real? lmao
     
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  18. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

  19. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    lol ya never know
     
  20. sleepy

    pale earnhardt jr.

    we've all had "this forum [person] would so get a kick out of this" life irl, no need to be ashamed. it would be a bit weird to A1 your grandma; or someone else's grandma for that matter.
     
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  21. David87

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    I have a similar story to that awkward hand job in class type thing. I don't even remember how or why it happened, but a girl I was friends with in 7th grade ended up teaching in my pocket and kind of feeling my dick with her fingers and kinda stroking it for a bit.

    Neither of us were attracted to each other, I think it came up in conversation about how guys just get random boners and I think she was asking like how/why it happens and was saying "does this do it?" While inching her hand closer and closer lol

    It was definitely super weird and awkward for me as a 7th grader who hadn't even come close to kissing a girl yet.
     
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  22. colorlesscliche

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    When I think of awkward, the only thing I can think of is because I make it awkward. Whenever I was with a new girl, and she would go down on me or whatever, I never knew how to ask if she was going to swallow or if I should give her a heads up I'm about to finish or what. So it was always this awkward thing right as I'm about to finish, "so uh, where should I finish" sometimes it ended in laughs, sometimes it ended with a look like "its in my mouth already, you idiot."
     
  23. David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Hah...my first gf told me to warn her when it was going to happen (and always stopped/switched to the hand).

    My 2nd gf finally did it one day after just using her hand for a few months and when she did it, it was a surprise to me, and when i was about to go I just somehow said so and she did the Dane Cook joke "uhhhuh" as she kept going.

    Needless to say, that was one the happiest moments of my teenage sex life lol
     
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  24. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Yeah I always gave a warning cause then you don't have to worry, haha. Seems infinitely better than the alternative :crylaugh:
     
  25. colorlesscliche

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    I just feel like in the moment it's so awkward to be like, hey what do you plan on doing with that?