(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 145

LOL

Yeah, I could have phrased that better.

 

I don't know if this is the right place for this but I recently dipped my toe into the online sex work world and it's...interesting.

 

Fascinating. Care to share a bit more? Just curious what part, not specifics or anything.

 

So my fwb has been flaking out on me lately when I've asked to meet up and I've never related to anything more than this

 

@ryan.conde have you tried breakfast?

 

Haha same with my wife, except somehow we always end up on her side. She's always like "next time lets move to your side" We never do, not intentionally, just not something we're thinking about at that time, obviously

 

First time?!

 

Breakfast food cannot fill the hole in me that a good diq should on a regular basis sis

 

lol I just realized I was in the wrong thread. Woops! But I mean, get breakfast with them and then you will get laid. Guaranteed.

 

@ryan.conde do you by any chance know what the original context for that video is?

 

pancakes are lame

 

Don't start this shit again

 

Since like February yes

 

what do you mean? Just like selling of photos/videos, sext sessions on kik, premium snapchat that kinda thing. Also trying financial domination on twitter but that hasn't gone anywhere yet lol

 

That's what I was curious about. Online sex work is a massive industry that runs the gamut, wondered to what extent.

 

Anyone have people that work for them and you are really attracted to one but you're both married and it's inappropriate etc?

 

There's this guy I work with that is hilarious and breathes but he is married. Which is always off limits. He has put out the vibes that something could happen. But not sure if my moral code has completely evaporated yet to go down that road. It's wrong on so many basic foundation levels. But...

 

Haha, i love your fascination with breathing. It's either that, or your way with words. I can't tell.

Ask him to breakfast?

 

I rather have dirty mistress sex with someone I don't work with. He eats oatmeal for breakfast in the break room so that leads me to believe he has a small dick. I have no factual evidence other than my judgmental unicorn logic.

 

Whoa,

 

Don't kink shame

 

(o_o)

 

Made me look bad with it at the front of this page @Colby Searcy

 

at least now you if you guys do hookup you can do it under the guise of science: analyzing the correlation between oatmeal intake and penis length. Make some excel graphs for us.