(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 116

His girl wanted the D

 

she Dmanded it, in fact





kk I'm done sorry, y'all

 

travis is my inuit brother from way way back

 

Hmm I'm intoit

 

I'm overit.

 

big mike ain't having that shit today

 

was trying to make an into it. over it. reference :(

 

I took it as the Rufio song and/or the pop punk band

 

The swinger's club in Baltimore is pretty fun. There are a lot of white people that want to act out their weird, racial sex fantasies, though.

 

White people ruin the fun everywhere, all the time.

 

Charlie horses during sex are the worst

 

Don't hyperextend things

Well some things

 

im about to have some wild crazy amazing fucking dirty sex because we couldn't have sex for two whole days, an eternity for us

 

wow goodnight

 

Oh man. Can't believe I haven't been in this thread before. I'm excited. What should I talk about

 

WoW

 

If I'm ever in Azeroth it's cause I'm playing Hearthstone, but even that ship has sailed.

 

I matched with this girl on Tinder and it was one of those swipes that I didn't really care about, I only swiped cause I wanted 2 bang. Anyways her bio said, "dogs and tacos are the way to my heart" and so I messaged her saying, "I have a dog and plenty of access to tacos, so I've got your heart covered, but what is the way to tha booty?" and she said, "if you play your cards right you just might find out" and now I don't know what to say cause I didn't expect a response haha.

 

I believe Booty is typically found rockin everywhere

 

Royal Flush?

Or is that too forward?

 

^^^lmao

I don't think I can even properly articulate how much I love the booty. I am obsessed.

 

tell her you'll play your cards, but it has to be strip poker

 

Okay 2 Chainz

 

Play your trap cards.




Edit: Nooooo it's not showing up. I'm ruined!