The Righteous Gemstones (HBO) TV Show • Page 14

I love my bi son!

 

Watching the recap and Jesse’s “ew” in reply to Gideon being in Haiti caught me off guard. Almost choked lol.

 

“We did it nike style, we just did it”

 

blasting cum everywhere
you do not talk about my wife's vagina at church lunch
the hottest guy from the Disney catalog, it's Ariel's boyfriend you fucking bitches

Jack him off a little bit

 

Oh shit there’s two episodes tonight

 

Just finished the second one. Didn’t expect that for Schwartzman’s character. Damn.

 

Already off to an amazing start. All of the cum talk had me cracking up.

 

Oh shit I know what I'm watching tonight. Fingers crossed for more car pranks

 

"When those hands of yours touch your private parts, an alarm goes off in heaven." Had me dying lol.

 

Every note of Edi Patterson and Tim Baltz’s performances on this show is pitch perfect

 

“He’s blasting cum everywhere!”

 

literally thought of this scene when he said that lmao

 

Was not expecting joe Jonas

 

"Kids mean bacteria. No thanks. I'm not trying to get bacteria on me while I'm trying to be sexy."

 

Edi Patterson is MVP in every scene. God damn she is funny. Glad they released two episodes, first episode is great but didn’t really know where the season could go from there

 

God I forgot how good this show is. Schwartzman dead that fast wow. Now it's obvious Jesse will blackmail Eli for the hotel investment haha

 

my guess is that it’s an obvious red herring where they think he’s the killer and he’s doing like a fight club/underground wrestling type thing instead

 

Yeah I assumed Schwartzman's death definitely had nothing to do with Eli who was off doing god knows what with Junior. I think he somehow got into a crazy gunfight with the locals that he pissed off and ended up dying in the crossfire.

 

definitely assumed it was the dude he pissed off in the beginning

 

All I know is, this writing staff knows how to take us for a ride

 

Binged this while having COVID. No regrets.

 

Wife was out of town Sunday so I rewatched these with her just now and realized I missed BJ swirling his milk in a wine glass in the first church lunch scene lol

 

Finally watched, holy shit lol. What a great start.

couldn’t tell who that was by the car in the second episode. Possibly Looked like the dude that he pissed off at the start but who knows.

“slapping buttholes and sucking dicks”

 

yeah thought it was Eli’s friend but wasn’t sure. Insane beginning.