The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 76

Congrats on your Tesla

 

what kind of whip?

 

Trading up my ‘18 Escape for a ‘23 Hyundai Santa Cruz

 

oh word! looks like a subaru baja? big mood, diggin’ it.

 

It’s about to be mountain biking and gardening season so wanted something a little more conducive for my hobbies! Thanks pal

 

Hyundai’s go hard. Fam’s got 2 and dig them

One of my clients didn’t show and now I’m doing my best to eat as few cheezits as possible over the next hour. Already had so many and goddamnit they are so good.

 

We didn’t renew our Prime membership last month and honestly I don’t miss it.

I bought something directly from a company and even though I had to pay shipping and it took a few days longer, it felt pretty damn good!

 

Don’t drive an Impreza if you’re going to drive 20mph under the speed limit

 

Oreo flavored things are way better than actual Oreos

 

oreo ice cream bars are delightful

 

someone should invent good for you cigarettes, where smoking a pack-a-day added years to your life

 

This is what I tell myself cbd cig prerolls do

 

bout to dump some taco meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, hot sauce, jalapenos, and cheese into a bag of takis and scarf it down. Just like my ancestors would.

 

Every time I buy the 27 oz box of gold fish for my 4 year old I regret it because I know I’m going to eat at least half to 3/4 of the box

 

Got one next to me right now and I have no children

 

real recognize real

 

Truth. Xtra cheddar or original?

 

want to start a Christian rock band called Autism Adrenaline

 

I forgot Goldfish is the name of a snack food and became concerned for a few reasons

 

OG

 

pizza flavor blasted. I will chug that shit from the bag

 

I’ll never get over how good Technotronic’s “Pump Up the Jam” is. Literally every part of that song is a hook, dear lord

 

pretty sure I saw a lot lizard in the flesh today