The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 74

i’m too nice

to a fault as you can see

 

I will yell across the office to say bless you

 

me and friends at work will do this, but if you sneeze more than twice in a short time "bless you" becomes a playful "AYE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" lmaoooo

 

there are YouTube channels devoted entirely to eating long expired snack foods

what a world

 

Is one of the channels run by Charlie Kelly?

 

Yeah you get a bless you for the first 2 sneezes and then an “alright simmer down” after that.

 

I say “blesh yew” very obnoxiously

 

Thirteen years ago, I was in the backseat with some people driving on the highway. In the lane next to me, was an ice cream truck with no doors. The driver was a milk man in an old school milk man outfit. In the passenger seat, there was a clown with full clown make up and outfit holding a single balloon by a string. As we pass it, the clown and I make eye contact and it’s just a blank stare.

I still think about this all the time.

 

you could have thwarted the next John Wayne Gacy it's all your fault

 

Who’s the milk man then?

 

along the same lines we’ll shout “ok, *insert name* just wants more attention, we get it!” when someone sneezes like 3-4 times at once. Which weirdly happens more at work than I ever noticed anywhere else lol

 

I’m in a tornado watch and severe thunder storm warning. Gotta stay awake so my family can sleep. Shit is ass for real. Fuck this storm

 

wishing you and your family well

tornadoes are so frightening

 

yeah everything turned out fine for me. South of Nashville got hit harder. But it’s just crazy that like during this season just a couple times a month, you HAVE to prepare for this horrendous thing. So far everything been fine for my family, not always my area, but it is maddening. Got one coming Wednesday night too haha

 

My favorite internet personality is that guy who just makes Tiktoks like "yeah I am autistic and gay. My special interest is Dracula and here is some fun vampire trivia". That guy rules.

 

I LOVE THIS GUY

 

I can’t believe there are adults out there who were born after Cascada’s “Everytime We Touch” came out

 

Please delete this

 

yeah Orla wtf

I have no idea what y'all are talking about

 

My brother is 26 and told me he hasn’t been to an eye doctor since he was a “small child”. …do people that don’t wear glasses/contacts not go annually? I’ve had glasses since fourth grade, so I’m in shock. I’d get it if it was an insurance thing, but he has good insurance.

 

my new book should be out very soon. such a headache but it's ultimately worth it in the end

 

I'm not sure because I like you have poor vision but my suspicion is that like most things involving health, people take their vision for granted

 

Yes. I’m 34 and have never been to the eye doctor except when I was super little, but my brother who has worn glasses his whole life goes every couple years.

 

I go to the optometrist every year but that’s mainly because I’m super nearsighted and have fucked up eyes

 

I don’t even know what it’s about but I’ll buy one.