The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 73

I used a pumpkin pie body wash from Dove during the fall and a gingerbread one during the holidays. Both were unironically really great

 

trying to put my new book out. everything is such a process

 

It feels like every commercial break i see now is a battle between AirBnB and hotel chains saying the other sucks.

 

lately I haven't been blessing people when they sneeze

It's surprisingly liberating

 

Team hotel for life. Too many bad hosts and too many chores and fees!

 

I have exactly one good experience with AirBnB

the rest were pretty abysmal for one reason or another

 

I got banned for a year from Airbnb because I invited my cousin over to hang out. They saw on the Ring and said I broke their no guests rule. So yeah… fuck them lol. My ban is over but I refuse to use them now on principle.

 

seriously

that’s draconian shit

 

For me I guess it depends on what the situation is. If my wife and I are going on a little trip, I just stick to hotels. But if it’s a larger group, then I enjoy an Air BnB.

I (so far) haven’t had a bad experience other than deadass having to abandon one we were staying at because of a plumbing issue and then had to scramble to find a new one.

 

I’d say that qualifies

 

I'm too paranoid for AIRBNB/Uber etc, like y'all didn't learn stranger danger when you were 7, why would I sleep in someone's home where they have a key and could murder me

 

and could possibly have cameras watching you literally anywhere

 

even with my good experience, I had that to deal with

 

Give me my corporate vanilla hotel room. Any of the Marriott, Hilton, or Hyatt brands… Staying at a Courtyard I know exactly what to expect. It’ll be clean, AC will be ice cold, and I can be a complete slob and they will invite me back with a smile haha

 

this is the way

 

My dad and brother took my son to see Captain America tonight. I have a night completely to myself and I don’t know what to do for the next few hours!

 

get high
watch movies
cook
eat
read
podcasts

 

write
meditate
people watch
take a bath
fly a kite

the world is your oyster

 

I’ve gotten high so that’s pretty nice and I’m watching 90 day fiancé eating a Caesar salad and I have an oatmeal cream pie for dessert hehe

 

well done

 

1. Cape cod chips are the best chip
2. These poor people… like… THEY ARE CLEARLY ONLY WITH YOU FOR THE GREEN CARD.

 

Matt, the dude in the throuple, has the biggest ick factor of any dude on this show and that’s saying something. Like, you know he’s in a throuple just so he can brag to his friends about it. Nothing against throuples but his wife clearly is not as into it as he is.

 

I always like saying Gesundheit instead of Bless You when people sneeze because it makes me feel fancy

 

Love this for you. The belief that it’s rude not to is so silly

 

Sometimes I like to say “consider your gesund heitend”