The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 70

Just wait. It only gets worse

 

2 episodes of Oz down

that was a good one

 

Got stuck at a long red light today on my way to work and saw someone deadass blow through it. They were fed up with waiting so they just decided to go

Absolutely ballsy

 

today I learned what a Piha (bird) sounds like and it’s wild

 

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/iCxciSK4buE

 

I was at that store Lush and a worker walks up to an old man and says “do you have any questions?” And he says “yeah, have you ever been to Chili’s?”

I’m gonna be thinking about that for a while.

 

Don’t leave us hanging. Had the employee ever been to Chilis?

 

Yes

 

How have I slept on Pablo Honey for my whole life? Holy shit this album with the sun out is IT

 

I had a Mandela Effect moment recently when I learned the suit store chain was called "Men's Wearhouse" and not "Men's Warehouse"

 

Next time someone asks me what my hobbies are I'm saying looking at listings on Zillow and criticizing how everyone stages their homes

 

Humankind really knocked it out of the park with the invention of peanut butter

 

my new phone is the best I’ve ever owned

 

I have no sense of rhythm or grace. How does one learn this? I'll settle for just one of the two!

 

Same. Mike Birbiglia has a joke where his friends tell him, “Come on, you gotta dance!” and when he does they say, “Not like that,” and I feel that so deeply

 

I never feel the need to dance lol

Appreciate Chappell giving detailed instructions

 

I’ve been going through some shit recently and have been listening to a lot of AC/DC. It’s been helpful listening to dumb fun hard rock music I grew up on without any potentially upsetting lyrics.

 

big mad that sesame street is facing layoffs

 

did y’all know we are already dealing with a hurricane here in Florida? it’s not bad but definitely makes me anxious about those to come

 

It is weird that name brand Swiffer/Clorox wet mopping pads actually cost way less than their generic counterparts

I just got a 48 pack of Clorox wet pads for $20. When a 24 pack of generics from Amazon costs $20 too.

 

might have to unsubscribe from the Severance thread

the people in it never shut the fuck up about their dumb little theories

 

never going back to the iPhone again

the Google Pixel is so much better in virtually every way

 

ok loser

 

jkjk❤️

 

Does anyone else ever sing along really loudly in the car and you low-key think you sound great so then you record yourself singing and then play it back and realize that the loud volume of the music was really carrying your performance and actually your voice is total garbage?

Definitely not me