Got stuck at a long red light today on my way to work and saw someone deadass blow through it. They were fed up with waiting so they just decided to go Absolutely ballsy
I was at that store Lush and a worker walks up to an old man and says “do you have any questions?” And he says “yeah, have you ever been to Chili’s?” I’m gonna be thinking about that for a while.
I had a Mandela Effect moment recently when I learned the suit store chain was called "Men's Wearhouse" and not "Men's Warehouse"
Next time someone asks me what my hobbies are I'm saying looking at listings on Zillow and criticizing how everyone stages their homes
Same. Mike Birbiglia has a joke where his friends tell him, “Come on, you gotta dance!” and when he does they say, “Not like that,” and I feel that so deeply
I’ve been going through some shit recently and have been listening to a lot of AC/DC. It’s been helpful listening to dumb fun hard rock music I grew up on without any potentially upsetting lyrics.
did y’all know we are already dealing with a hurricane here in Florida? it’s not bad but definitely makes me anxious about those to come
It is weird that name brand Swiffer/Clorox wet mopping pads actually cost way less than their generic counterparts I just got a 48 pack of Clorox wet pads for $20. When a 24 pack of generics from Amazon costs $20 too.
might have to unsubscribe from the Severance thread the people in it never shut the fuck up about their dumb little theories
Does anyone else ever sing along really loudly in the car and you low-key think you sound great so then you record yourself singing and then play it back and realize that the loud volume of the music was really carrying your performance and actually your voice is total garbage? Definitely not me