Every year on fall daylight savings, I get stoked and tell myself I’m gonna sleep in, but then I end up waking up an hour earlier than I usual would. 6:30 on a Sunday? Sure!
My wife did a mobile order for Burger King and it included a vanilla ice cream cone. When I went in to pick it up, the owner told me “I’ll give you anything on the menu for free if you eat that in 30 seconds.” I deepthroated it and he said “oh shit, I didn’t know he was actually going to do it” and he set a timer on his phone. Well, I only got half way done when my time ran out. I got back to the car and explained to my wife why I ate half her ice cream. She was just mad I didn’t win.
Why/when did cookie butter become synonymous with the holiday season? Every year around the holiday season, tons of coffee shops, restaurants, fast food places and amusement parks serve cookie butter-related items. Cookie butter and Biscoff seemingly is easily, readily available all year… What makes it so festive? Same applies to red velvet, for that matter
I deserve to get dunked on for this but I just learned that our blood appears blue because of how light travels through the skin. I would've bet the house it was blue until oxygen hits it.
I feel like the hitting oxygen and changing thing is something they definitely told us as kids and you just casually learn one day its not true at all.
I recently bought a pair on sunglasses that are quite literally the best-fitting, most comfortable pair of sunglasses I’ve ever owned. I’ve been wearing them a bunch and I love them. The only problem is, they fit so great that I often forget that I’m wearing them, so I’m slowly turning into one of those “wears sunglasses indoors” people. But I’m doing it unintentionally
I used peel and stick wallpaper to make the top of my end table cuter and now I'm out here basically thinking I should have my own home improvement show
I cringe at the fact that I work with a bunch of trumpies that think the cost of things will go down. I cringe even harder that the women I work with (all women) don’t care that he’s an old demented grapeist, violent, insurrectionist, fascist, lbgtphopic etc. like he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. edit: sorry for talking about this all the time. I literally have no one to vent/rant to about this
there’s a company called Rold Gold now that may not seem weird to you but get high and say it aloud it’s a weird name
My next door neighbor is the only person I’ve ever seen in my entire existence that puts up Thanksgiving decorations around their house. They have a big inflatable turkey they put up every November, they have a mock Thanksgiving feast with scarecrows they put up out front… I’ve been in my current neighborhood for 4 years, but truly one of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen EDIT: To add, they go all out for Halloween, Christmas, and even put up Valentine’s Day decorations. But rarely do I see them put up stuff for other holidays
So I’m driving to my friends who lives about 2.5 hours away from me and I see this car with a Washington license plate that has a bumper sticker with what appears to be an assault rifle that says “come and take its “. They also have a bumper sticker that says “be a good human” funny. Oh and a bumper sticker with a worship radio station.