The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 48

I feel the best if I take like a 20 minute nap. Any longer and I wake up not knowing what day it is.

 

I think it is super dope that the Samurai gave their helmets bushy mustaches

 

If the apt I like takes 2.5x the rent I may be able to qualify without a co signer if I calculated everything correctly.

also does anyone of the CA people here live in Sonoma county?

 

I’m a very nice person or I’m the devil himself. just depends on who you’re talking to

 

Bought some plates and they say, “microwave safe reheat only” and I have no idea what that means. Maybe I’m the only person in the world in their 30’s that doesn’t know what that means, not that I’m actually gonna care to learn and remember it lol kind of wild that there are plates/bowls/utensils still made that aren’t microwave safe (although I have no idea materials make something not safe except for metal)

 

I think it means don’t cook anything on them from frozen.

 

just shaved

only one small cut. I count that as a victory

 

What’s one stereotype about the state(s) you border and also one thing you like?

Nebraska:
1.Boring
2.Runza

South Dakota
1.Racists
2.History(exploring, not the murdering)

Minnesota:
1.The accent
2.Lakes and also @GrantCloud

Wisconsin:
1.Drunks
2.Beer

Illinois:
1.Murder
2.Chinatown in Chicago

Missouri:
1.Toothless Rednecks
2.KC

 

There is nothing good about Ohio.

 

Good thing you got other neighboring states

 

Ehh debatable.

 

Don’t you have some hills to climb?

 

Maine: 1) Beautiful and great food 2) Expensive
Vermont: 1) Keeps everything small and local 2) Hard to find everything and spread out
Mass.: 1) Boston is a great city 2) Massholes

 

Thanks for playing along Nick. Unlike that douche @imthegrimace

 

Forgot I had my name in my profile and got real sketched out how you knew it so easy

 

I’ve watched 6-7 seasons of Ink Master and it’s amazing how awful the finale episodes are. Not based on who wins, but based on production, shit sound quality with the audience (can barely hear the hosts at times), super awkward hosts that clearly do not like being on live tv and never get any training even after a handful of years, and most importantly imo - a lack of showing the goddamn tattooing process and some seriously awkward pauses and clumsy transitions. Easier to view it as a skit from ITYSL.

 

Received a “friend request”, or whatever they’re called, from our GM on LinkedIn on Saturday at like 2:30 pm and all I can think is how sad and pathetic his life must be that he has nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon than be using LinkedIn lol

 

I have such sucky cardiovascular endurance. If there's ever a zombie apocalypse im done for! just re-watching dawn of the dead before it leaves netflix. Idek if I'd want to last tho knowing my loved ones are all gone or even worse having seen them get bit or killed

 

People are posting that 2003 Michael Moore Oscars clip and it is reminding me that Michael Moore looks almost exactly like my dad.

 

Halitosis Moore

 

wondering if that’s the homie’s way of telling us his dad is in fact Michael Moore

tell him I like his work

 

lol nah he just is a large man with glasses

 

sure, sure he is