The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 35

hopefully not

 

Like it'll be 2086 and there will still be a 17 year old synth-tumpet player on his VR high school's VR marching band listening to Keasbey Nights on his audio-neural implant.

 

Historians were lazy when they named World War 1 and World War II, they should have been called something else. Technically they were like at least 5 previous World Wars in modern history before the "First" World War ever happened.

 

Target app sent me a notification for 25% off kids toy. I love the mini brands (reminds me of the kitchen littles back in the day and my mom forcefully made me give them away when I was younger). I used it a couple of days ago and it was per transaction. I was going to go back because I also forgot to buy something. That offer is no longer showing up

 

boop

 

The testing center for my state board exam you can’t bring your phone in (understandable), and they don’t have lockers or a holding area for belongings. So you have to leave your phone in your car. They also said they’re not responsible if someone breaks in your car and steals your shit. Make that make sense.

 

I always start off with the same word in Wordle because it uses most of the vowels and I finally got lucky that the word I use was the word for the puzzle and got it in one guess

 

Thanksgiving just came out of nowhere

 

still enjoying this wonderful Fall weather and waiting for Winter to hit me in the mouth

 

I just want the lakes and ponds around me to freeze so I can go ice fishing.

 

I want one of those fancy lil egg holders people use for their boiled eggs in movies like the single egg holder.

Omg I googled them and this one isn't fancy but stop its adorable

 

too cute

 

damn you for showing me

 

You need a lil egg knight to guard ur kitchen

 

i have a pile of those egg holders sitting in a drawer getting in my way you can have. Not the knights but they do have big feet

 

This is more of a PSA than a thought.

If you're in the fast lane on the highway and people are passing you, please move over. I feel like I see this everyday on my way to work.

 

They should punish this more severely. It's dangerous.

 

I think you can get a ticket for it

 

For sure you can in Oklahoma. Signs everywhere on the interstates about it

 

I feel like it’s gonna be a particularly miserable winter

hope I’m very wrong

 

What state are you in?

 

Florida—the one you always rip on (deservedly)

 

You live in Florida and you’re worried about the winter?

I want to fucking [redacted] you.

 

cold is cold, my dude

 

Move to Iowa for one winter and I promise you it is not.