The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 27

Finally got my teeth cleaned and had my hygienist take my gum measurements since it’s been a few years for the measurements and I have many 4s on my lower teeth. Never had so many 4s before!!

 

Why is being caught taking a selfie the most embarrassing thing? I just wanna pose in a cute outfit in a full length mirror at the store and FEEL FREE

 

when I say ouch, it’s not so much that I’m hurt but that I’m recognizing something hit me or that I hit something and that it has the potential to hurt me, even if it didn’t

thank you for coming to my TED talk

 

refreshments are available in the lobby

 

I say ouch all the time when I run into something/something hit me even if it doesn't hurt, it's just a natural reaction for some reason

 

It randomly occurred to me how wild it is that the entire span of history of human civilization only accounts for just around 4% of the entire time homo sapiens have been a species on this planet. "pre-history" where we were hunter-gatherers is like 96% of the human experience.

 

People who think those “pop on veneers” look good need to get their eyes checked. They look like they’re part of a Halloween costume

 

published my next collection of poetry today

my best friend told me I’m a machine

he’s not wrong

 

As much as I want to find another job, deal with less BS, and get paid what I’m worth, it’s the patients that say they’ll be sad if I left that makes it hard to leave. Wishing the reason for me leaving as the fact that I moved.

 

released a new book today

 

when I was a kid I really thought that I came up with the phrase “chillin like a villain on penicillin”

 

I wanna know where the currently Love is Blind season got the rooster sriracha bc i haven’t seen it in a good minute anywhere

 

I was at an Asian market recently and they were unloading cases of it so I wonder if you just have to get lucky. But I haven't sought it out either to know how rare or common it is.

 

I saw a tik tok creator say the new one taste different. Color and texture was different too. A while back a YouTuber/cook said he got it from H mart (sadly no H mart near me). I have the Tabasco brand that I make a sriracha mayo with. Tabasco brand is what I read up on reviews that people said was next best

 

Similarly, I find that people who are asked questions in person will immediately answer with a natural reaction of, “what?”
or “huh?” but then immediately answer the question - so they did hear it and compute it but irritatingly respond as if they didn’t hear it nor are confused by it. Not sure if this is a Midwest thing or what.

 

I do this all the time. I think my brain just doesn’t process the question right away.

 

What is the qualifications to be a pro sports mascot? Like is there a school? Do you have to be good at that sport? Do have to have a dance background?

 

there's a show about them on Netflix I think. It's pretty tough to get into I'm pretty sure

 

I know in Pittsburgh it’s basically a family that controls it all

 

Like is there a Pipeline where you can start out as being in a Chuck E Cheese costume as a teen, and work your way up to being the Philly Fanatic?

 

Nope. You’d have to be a HS mascot and then a college mascot

 

you can do it

I believe in you

 

Like when I was a kid there was a time when all I wanted to be was the "Lightning Bug" Tampa Bay Lightning mascot

 

My ex-girlfriend was the mascot for our town's minor league baseball team.