Should have specified this was pre-meme of that part so I had no idea it was coming lol It was also around 4:00 AM which may have helped aswell
Not sure about the single funniest scene but I think the funniest episode joke-for-joke is The Injury. I laugh from start to finish at that episode no matter how many times I watch it
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day.
The "Since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself" part of that quote is what absolutely destroys me. Easily a top 3 Michael Scott talking head.
Michael: It's like, a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon. Pam: We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened. Michael: I got hit in the face with a pee-filled water balloon, Pam, ok? I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I don't know. Is that clear enough for you?
goddamn, i just watched this episode and now i'm trying my best to keep my chuckles and giggles in while sitting in a super serious meeting.
"Negotiations are all about controlling things, about being in the driver's seat. You make one tiny mistake, you're dead. I made one tiny mistake... I wore women's clothes."
My whole dorm got evacuated during a fire drill my freshman year and I was able to get a “Ryan started the fire” chant going for a bit.
"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked"
has anyone else paused to read what Creed wrote? it's hilarious and i love the grammatical errors / typos also - major props to Creed for remembering his job title as later on he doesn't
"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. [types] 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
I started my 4th rewatch a month ago, already up to Season 5. So many little jokes I'm catching now that I missed the first 3 go arounds. I love when Michael gets gum in his hair and he's making Dwight use peanut butter to get it out: Dwight: Wow, there's a lot of calories in this peanut butter. Michael: Really? Um, ok, then don't leave it in too long.