The Office (NBC) TV Show • Page 25

I think the ants are waking up. They need to start farming.

 

"I have got big balls."

Just the way Michael delivers that line (in The Chump) is so great.

 

I could post quotes in here all day.

"Hey there, sweetheart."
"Hello, honeypile."

 

I think it's time for another month-long binge of the whole show.

 

almost done watching the final season. feeling sad over here.

 

Just went on a Caribbean cruise and took a steel drum class. All I could think of is when Michael went to Sandals and came back with a steel drum and the only thing he could do was the "HOT! HOT! HOT!" song.

 

Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something. I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals.

- Michael Gary Scott

 

Just got back from Jamaica. Tan all over. Jan all over. Hehe.

- Michael Gary Scott

 

Oh diary, I had sex with my boss.

 

Tempted to watch all the Christmas episodes.

 

What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went... I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

- Michael Gary Scott

 

It does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine. I am going to love it. It's like when the dog nurses the tiger cub. Have you seen that video? It is... it's so bizarre and unnatural, but... it, it happens.

- Michael Gary Scott

 

Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not because of the paycheck. 'Cause I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete.

- Michael Gary Scott

 

Jim, you're 6 ft 11 and you weigh 90 lbs. Gumby has a better body than you.

Boom. Roasted.

 

How dare you, sir. You are gross.

 

I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam's mom. My aunt... although she just blocked me on IM. What's her face, from Quizno's? I see her like four times a week.

- Michael Gary Scott

 

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day.

 

Guess who I am sitting here dressed as, David? I'll give you a hint: his last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.

 

That is basically what happens whenever I turn on Netflix.

 

My girlfriend and I have been dating almost 4 years. We've watched The Office all the way through together at least 5 times. And then you have all the times I've watched it before getting her addicted to it.