Just went on a Caribbean cruise and took a steel drum class. All I could think of is when Michael went to Sandals and came back with a steel drum and the only thing he could do was the "HOT! HOT! HOT!" song.
Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something. I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals. - Michael Gary Scott
What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went... I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years. - Michael Gary Scott
It does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine. I am going to love it. It's like when the dog nurses the tiger cub. Have you seen that video? It is... it's so bizarre and unnatural, but... it, it happens. - Michael Gary Scott
Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not because of the paycheck. 'Cause I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete. - Michael Gary Scott
I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom. Pam's mom. My aunt... although she just blocked me on IM. What's her face, from Quizno's? I see her like four times a week. - Michael Gary Scott
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day.
Guess who I am sitting here dressed as, David? I'll give you a hint: his last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
My girlfriend and I have been dating almost 4 years. We've watched The Office all the way through together at least 5 times. And then you have all the times I've watched it before getting her addicted to it.