The McTrump Challenge - DEADLINE EXTENDED TO DEC 31 • Page 8

1. Don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling because he’s mctrumpin’ alone

2. Don’t be his friend, you know he’s complainin’ about whipped again

3. Don’t let him in, you’ll hear him preach on social ettiquette again

and if he’s snapchattin you ain’t getting screenshot then

i hate myself

 

these aren't my rules! these are the rules of society.

 

you're dead to me garrett

 

I want to know I’m a Target small but a medium elsewhere

 

what am i supposed to do with this information?

 

nothing really unless you’re feeling gifty

 

easy

 

When Chorus get a documentary I vote @dylan should narrate it even tho I always confuse him with @Jacob

 

Thanks buddy. You can bring it to @thesoftskeleton 's apartment

 

Don't bring this garbage near me

 

Omw

 

I’d drink my whip cream topped milkshake to that doc

 

Gotta get through all that ice

 

It might be the glass of wine and four beers but I just lost my shit at "I don't know how to do that" like IMMEDIATELY when you ordered at the drive thru.

Very well done sir. You've finally earned my respect. but also not really. So there's that.

 

How big is the @dylan book of rules?

 

Dylan doesn't think that Michigan is in the Midwest

 

i am only following the common societal rules. there's no book! These are understood by polite society already!

 

Dylan not thinking Michigan is the Midwest is peak Dylan

 

he's fuckin' wrong. we're the kings of the north in the midwest so get fucked dylan

 

He probably has 57 rules to pay homage to his main bae Heinz

 

i was so thrown off and that guy was a fucking asshole! he talked over me and was very rude. im writing a strongly worded letter to corporate about that.

 

watch out everyone dyl’s throwing a BF

 

Dylan don't throw a boyfriend, throwing people is wrong who do you think you are Charles Barkley

 

Missing a white chicks reference seems off brand for you bud

 

do it

this is the nicest thing anyone on this website has ever said to me thanks!!

don't ruin this for me