The McTrump Challenge - DEADLINE EXTENDED TO DEC 31 • Page 21

dyl dyl thinks mustard goes on a pizza (RED FLAG ALERT) why would you ask for his thoughts on culinary matters ever ???

 

i care not for his opinion, only for his jurisdiction over the frivolous affair

 

went to McDonald's a few days ago and ordered an apple pie. they said it would be three minutes on the pies and I said okay, accepting my fate. then thirty seconds later they give me my order with a half-cooked apple pie

ruined my whole night

 

I'm surprised the beef and fish delicacies from the House McDonald did not crumble between his iron fists while picking them up to consume. If he created this chaotic affair then I dare say he hold authority over the rules of it. Good day!

 

Did you try heating it in the microwave?

 

dylan is gonna retreat to his bunk when he reads this

 

I was traveling at the time and in a hurry or I would have brought it back to them with some rather choice words

 

Ugh yeah that's the worst

 

2 & 1/2 hours

 

yeah, fuckin assholes

 

what? until you back out again?

I'm playing

 

today, it happens.
i feel good.
i have fasted since yesterday's breakfast sandwich.
other than caffeine.
i have some good good waiting at home to recover with.

I'VE GOT THIS.

 

you got this, Cam

tomorrow might be awful but you can do it

 

i will NEVER retreat!

 

what the fuck are you implying, cam??

 

that you're a big baby

 

take it back

 

bigbabyboidylan

 

im a ding dong daddy from dumas

 

doing it in 15 mins. anticipation is killing me and i want it over with. won't be home til 3 or 4 and have some sprucing up to do with the vid tho so you'll have to trust me until then.

 

I gave up at 4:39 with both Filet o Fish consumed and half of the first Big Mac. The sauce made me want to throw up.

@thenewmatthewperry is the king

at least I can donate knowing I attempted

 

vid to follow obv

 

hahahhahahaha holy shit i can't wait! props @electro haikus !!

 

The tartar sauce... why. Why.