The McTrump Challenge - DEADLINE EXTENDED TO DEC 31 • Page 2

Charity Car Crash sounds like a scene band song

 

i mean, you can participate in spirit or we might be able to make accommodations if you think you can do it and compete but the recording or whatever aspect of it is holding you back if the other participants are willing to agree to the accommodations?

 

$1000 donation, Dylan.

 

Yo i'm not a vlogger like whatever dogs y'all have as avatars so I will not be participating because I won't film it

 

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i'm supposed to be a camera man, an editor, and a competitive eater? Why not get Joey Chestnut to run the camera during the hot dog eating competition then

 

i'm just gonna, you know, sit in front of my laptop

 

what if you can't do it?

 

I'm gonna take my laptop to a mcdonalds?!

 

I actually didn't think of that. But somehow that makes it even sadder

 

i'm taking it go lol, i will not shame myself in public

 

I don't know why I didn't think of that as an option.

 

yeah im ordering through the drive thru and going home and eating my shame and self loathing in front of my laptop in private. im not gonna subject any poor soul to witness this that isn't already aware of it and bought into the car crash

 

you lose

 

there's a cakewalk joke here somewhere but im too lazy and busy to make it someone else can take it

 

there should be a punishment of some sort beyond the obvious one. maybe @ChrisCantWrite can lend the losers some Make America Great Again hats to wear for a week. just a thought

 

omg I never thought Shake That Bear would be anything but the #1 worst thing I saw on the internet, but then this potential usurper appeared

 

But I physically can't do this

I call discrimination

I wanna shame Trump too!

 

and for that reason, you're out

 

cheap and selfish I see.

 

@dylan's "The Rules" section walks a fine line between "devoted event planner" and "future serial killer with distinct calling card"

 

my calling card will be a single drop of ketchup on the top of a single fry on top of the victims forehead to signify the event that started it all

 

i read this incorrectly multiple times and was very confused

 

Would totally do this but I won't be able to spend any money on all that fast food until the dead line :(

Can't wait to see the results though haha

 

the results will be us sitting there at the end filled with regret and 2500 calories of garbage. but im looking forward to it in a sadistic sort of way