The McTrump Challenge - DEADLINE EXTENDED TO DEC 31 • Page 17

if not nude, it'll be in boxers and a tshirt. need to harness the power of cold as much as possible

 

Dude this is not a bad idea. It forces you to want to finish as fast as possible

 

exactly, i'm gonna up that torture!

 

“Naked man covered in milkshake falls off roof and dies”

 

Albany area man dies of hypothermia surrounded by McDonald's

 

“He lived the way Trump would’ve wanted,” roommate says.

 

Albany man uses McDonald's and harsh climate to attain mental and physical superiority

 

Ya know the scene in Batman Returns where Michelle Pfeiffer dies in the snow and all the cats are licking her? I’m picturing something like that

 

god knows i have the cats

 

reminder: when you buy the food use the mcdonalds app. there's almost always a buy one get one free coupon for large sandwiches.


pro tip: make 2 accounts use 1 coupon on each account (separate purchases)


Edit: then you'll have an extra $6 or so to donate.

 

@thenewmatthewperry did your name used to be thenewtypetheory or am i having a stroke or both

 

I think we should choose a song for @electro haikus

 

You changed your name!?!!??!? Holy fuck dude, you are seriously one of the best posters to ever exist, oh my god I’m laughing so hard

 

how about Creed - Higher

 

idk if you saw it but i got roasted for telling people this was the song i associated with my 3rd grade crush haha

 

Since his name is Cam

 

Because you didn't call it by its actual title.

 

no Dan roasted me for it just being lame (it is)

 

I roasted you for being a Nickelback n00b

 

Or Creed, whatever the fuck their name is.

 

excuse me im right here

 

Can I recruit @coffeeslug for this

 

I'm disappointed more ppl aren't risking their lives for this. If I wasn't a vegetarian I definitely don't love myself enough that I'd do this. But alas.