The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 67

Is this a circumcision thing?

 

I didn’t know I was circumcised until I was 16. I thought that was just how they looked.

 

I don't know if I've ever seen one that wasn't, not that I've seen a lot of dicks

Did you find out from porn?

 

Dat mimosa got me feelin like Buzz Lightyear ngl

 

lol more like Buzzed LightBeers amiright?

 

Wat dis

 

Also, I’m circumcised but I prolly wouldn’t do that to my kids if I had em.

 

I didn't to my son.

Seems barbaric and outdated to me

 

You mean you'd have like a doctor or medical professional do it to them for you or just not at all?
-Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire

 

Yep. I’m not religious, I don’t see the point

 

It's very weird how many baby dicks a mohel must see and there's a baby dick guy

 

A dick a day keeps the doctor a----wait....

 

Have y’all heard about Kate Beckensales baby dick face cream ?

 

LOL i'm not puttin' "Dick Cream" on my face, nice try Kate Beckensales.

 

I was being kinda click baity but it’s still funny


Kate Beckinsale hops on the ‘penis facial’ trend

 

why u guys giving your sons phallus fungus

 

brain:

don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

me:

I've been accused of making a mountain out of a mohel

 

What do they do with the foreskin? How many pounds of foreskin are disposed of a year?

 

It's all mailed via express delivery to Kate Beckinsales's house by the truckload.

 

Both of my sons are circumcised. The medical benefits (reduced risk of certain STI's, cancer, UTI's, etc.) far outweighed any potential risks in our opinion.

 

That’s a lie

 

These days, at least for my sons, they put a plastic ring around it that holds it down and cuts off the circulation until it dies/falls off.